100+ Best Wood Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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Wood Puns

Wood Puns


1. A good luck wood have it

2. All publicity is wood publicity

3. What's the best way to carve wood ? Whittle by whittle

4. A wood man is hard to find

5. Can’t tee the wood for the trees

6. Wood you like fries with that?

7. Wood fired pizza? How will pizza get a job now?

8. Wood as gold.

9. That wood be telling

10. All wood things must come to an end


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Best Wood Puns 2021

Best Wood Puns


1. What wood you like?

2. What's the spookiest type of wood? Bam-boo!

3. A wood beginning makes a wood ending

4. What do I know about carving wood? Very whittle.

5. Bill of woods

6. Why can’t you cook wood on the stove? Because it’s a non-stick pan...

7. Fast as your legs wood carry you

8. I can cut a piece of wood by staring at it. It's true. I saw it with my own eyes.

9. A wood time was had by all

10. Woodn’t care less” and “I wood murder a cup of tea


Cool Wood Puns


1.Naked Wood 

2. Protective Wood

3. Ankle-Wood orthosis

4. Wood 'Em Under Pressure

5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Wood Clan

6. Wood It in a Love Song

7. Wood a Little Love in Your Heart

8. Wood pilot

9. Wood Your Hands Up

10. Wood On


Funny Wood Puns

Funny Wood Puns


1. Wood Your Records On

2. Wood Me in Your Mix

3. Polly Wood the Kettle On

4. Wood It Down

5. God Wood a Smile upon Your Face

6. Married Wood

7. Pronation of the Wood

8. Wood Yo Hood Up

9. Fruit by the Wood

10. Wood a sock in it


Wood Puns for Kids

wood puns for kids


1. What did the woodcutter say to the tree? 

"May I axe you something?"


2. How did the tree pull off such a great prank? 

He planted it well.


3. What kind of job do the trees do? 

Logging business.


4. What happens to the trees when spring comes? 

They become releafed.


5. How do we know that the tree's business is going well? 

It has a lot of branches.


Wood Puns for Adults


1.  Why did the woodcutter claim to cut the tree with his eyes? 

Because he saw it.


2. What sports do trees play? 

Bud-minton.


3. Why was the tree's mother angry? 

Because he was being knotty.


4. What was the cause behind the death of the tree? 

Axe-idental causes.


5. What would a tree have done if they saw woodcutters coming to the forest? 

They would have re-tree-ted.


Wood Puns for Instagram


1. Let your heart be your compass

2. Lost in the woods

3. Explore

4. Keep it natural

5. Beauty all around us

6. Enjoy the view

7. From little seed grow mighty trees

8. We all grow in different directions thats what makes us beautiful

9. This is my happy place

10. Life is better with trees


Wood Puns Names


1. Afzelia spp.

2. Malus sylvestris

3. Abachi 

4. Octomeles sumatrana

5. Carapa guianensis

6. African padauk 

7. Chestnut

8. Berlinia spp

9. Alnus glutinosa

10. Pericopsis elata

11. Castanospermum australe

12. Acacia

13. Calophyllum spp.

14. Antiaris

15. Terminalia superba

16. Antiaris spp.

17. Gossweilerodendron balsamiferum

18. Betula spp.

19. Alstonia spp.

20. Monopetalanthus spp.


Wood Puns one liners


1. What do you call a man with four pieces of wood on his head? I don’t know, but Edward Woodward would.

2. Got my kids a wooden horse for Christmas. Got it from Troys R Us.

3. What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? Edward.

4. I saw someone drumming on an algebra text book with two wooden sticks. I think he was studying log rhythms.

5. Concerned about my friend who wrapped Bubble Wrap around his wooden shoes. Worried he might pop his clogs.

6. I was going to make up a joke about carpentry, but I can’t think of any that wood work.

7. Delighted to have beaten my mate in a wood cutting competition. He’s a saw loser

8. What do you call a man with three pieces of wood on his head? Edward Woodward.

9. I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.

10. Local council has erected a wooden statue of a sheep to support local farming. Not sure I’d go out of my way to see it, wood ewe?


Wood Puns and Jokes


1. how does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.


2. what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? 

mourning wood


3. What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawkins coffin


4. What does a stick say when it falls down? 

Wood you help me up


5. when is a piece of wood made king? 

when its a ruler



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