100+ Best Wine Puns to tell your friends 2021

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We just garb some best wine puns from all around the internet.

For your better read, we divide puns into best wine puns 2021, awesome wine puns, funny wine puns, wine puns for adults, wine puns for Instagram, wine pun names, wine puns and jokes and wine puns one liners.

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Best Wine Puns 2021


1. Every raisin is a tragic tale of a grape that could have been wine.


2. If you can’t be with the one you love, love the wine you’re with.


3. My favourite movie? It’s ‘The Rums of Amarone.’


4. Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.


5. I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.


6. Sometimes we all need a Riesling to be cheerful.


7. Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?


8. If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.


9. Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.


10. There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.


11. What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?


12. My friend fell asleep in the bar, so I poured my ale on him to wake him up. It was a brewed awakening.


13. Mos-cat-o!


14. He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof.


15. What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?


16. Learn Wine First Aid! Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.


17. Sauvign-yawn blanc!


18. Me: “I love you.”

You: “Is that you or the wine talking?”

Me: “It’s me talking to the wine.”


19. She only made Gin, but he loved her still.


20. When you get a hangover from wine it’s called the grape depression.



Awesome Wine Puns 


1. Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?

2. You’re wine in a million.

3. I heard it through the grapevine that you have something to celebrate.

4. It’s the most wine-derful time of the year!

5. This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.

6. You’re how old? Poor you! I mean, pour you a glass of this!



Cool Wine Puns


1. Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.

2. Remember to stop and smell the rosé.

3. Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock.

4. I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.

5. The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.

6. Vino? Why yes!

7. I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.

8. Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.

9. Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.

10. Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.



Funny Wine Puns


1. “You can’t sip with us.” 

2. I need to re-wine my life.” 

3. “You’re the wine that I want.” 

4. “You are so bottlefull to me.” 

5. Oh, sweet child of wine.” 

6. “Another glass? Wine not?!” 

7. “Will you accept this rosé?” 

8. “Time to wine down.” 

9. “It isn’t good to keep things bottled up.” 

10. “Read between the wines.”


Wine Puns for Adults


1. “It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There’s clearly room for more wine.”

2. I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.”

3. “Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?”

4. “Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.”

5. “What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”



Wine Puns for Instagram


1. "Oh, sweet child of wine."

2. "Chardonnay or should I go?"

3. "Rosé all day."

4. "Grape times."

5. "Not wine-ing about this view."

6. "Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."

7. "Let's re-wine this day, please."

8. "You're the wine that I want."

9. "You are so bottlefull to me."

10. "Another glass? Wine not?!"



Wine Puns Names


1. Wine of Mine.

2. To Wine For.

3. Sip By Sip

4. Bottles To Boot

5. Bounties Of Bottles

6. Celebration Cellars

7. Curated Cellar

8. Wine Retailers

9. While Wholesalers

10. Best Pour

11. Precious Pour

12. Wine O'clock.

13. The Grape Escape.

14. Victory Vineyard

15. Wine Design

16. Blended Beautifully

17. Wine Buzz.

18. Buzzed Afternoon.

19. Midnight Cap.

20. Bewitched.



Wine Puns one liners


1. A friend has an excellent nose for wine. It’s shaped like a corkscrew.

2. What did the grape say when someone stood on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

3. A friend said a wine he tried recently was bitter and not properly fermented. Sounds like sour grapes to me.

4. A friend of mine cooks my making up a recipe and adding a German white wine. It’s an add hock approach to cooking.

5. I went to a wine bar called ‘The Light Brigade’ recently. They certainly knew how to charge.

6. I decide which wine to drink on a case by case basis.

7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

8. My friend gets annoyed when I mess with his red wine. I added some fruit juice and now he’s sangria than ever.

9. Someone told me that their non-alcoholic wine was delicious. I said they had no proof.

10. I used to have a dog who liked red wine. He was a bordeaux collie.



Wine Puns and Jokes


1. The first thing on my bucket list? 

To fill the bucket with wine.


2. How do you decide how much wine to drink? 

Take it on case-by-case basis.


3. Wine improves with age. 

I improve with wine.


4. What do you call a grape that is an anti-diuretic? 

Pinot More.


5. We have an open-door policy. Show up with wine, 

and we’ll open the door.



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