100+ Best Water Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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Best Water Puns 2021


1. What can you do if you are the ocean?

Watever you want.


2. Why do poets always write about the sea?

They just can’t fathom her depths.


3. Why did the lake date the river?

He heard that she had a bubbly personality.


4. Why is the ocean always on time?

She likes to stay current.


5. What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?

England.


6. What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?

Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.


7. Why don’t you see an ocean in school?

They just can’t wade through all that homework.


8. Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?

It was a buoy!


9. Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?

The Supreme Quart.


10. Why are oceans so meticulous?

They like to be pacific.


11. What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!


12. What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!


13. My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.

I sent him a Get Well Soon card.


14. If Smart water were actually smart…

Then why did it get bottled?


15. Why is a river an amazing roommate?

He just likes to go with the flow.


16. What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?

Water you doing today?


17. Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?

The closest ISOBAR.


18. Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Because pepper always makes them sneeze.


19. Why did the ocean leave the party early?

She was getting really tide.


20. Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?

Well, well...........


Awesome Water Puns 


1. What do you call water that is good for you?

Well water.


2. Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?

He couldn’t stream the video.


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3. What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

Dam.


4. What happens before it starts raining candy?

It sprinkles!


5. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?

Fowl weather.


6. What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?

Dam it.


7. What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?

The weekend.


8. What goes up when rain starts to come down?

Umbrellas.


9. What did the sink say to the water faucet?

You’re a real drip.


10. What do you call a wet teddy bear?

A drizzly bear.


11. What is worse than when it is raining buckets?

Hailing taxis.


12. What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?

A rain of terror.


13. Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?

Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.


14. What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?

A one molar solution.


15. RIP to Boiled Water.

You will be sorely mist.



Cool Water Puns


1. The choice between a water control project or 

the all-weather stadium was a no-win situation. 

Dammed if you do, doomed if you don’t.


2. What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation? 

A rain of terror.


3. How do you address 3 holes in the ground? 

Well, well, well.


4. Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby? 

It was a buoy!


5. When do you use ketchup in the rain? 

When it’s raining cats and hot dogs.


6. Where do water droplets go to settle arguments? 

The Supreme Quart.


7. How do you make holy water? 

Boil the hell out of it.


8. When the police boat fills with water it needs to be bailed out.


9. When you complete water slide construction you require a dry run.


10. What is worse than when it is raining buckets? 

Hailing taxis.


Fresh Water Puns


1. Live in the water. Love by the moon.

2. Every day I'm guzzlin'!

3. To some, it's just water. To me, it's where I regain my sanity.

4. Water your roots, so your soul can blossom.

5. Wave water. Drink wine!


Water Puns for Kids


1. What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?

A title wave!


2. Why were the student’s grades underwater?

They were all below C level.


3. Who cleaned the bottom of the ocean?

A Mer-Maid


4. What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?

It gets wet!


5. What kind of hair did the ocean have?

Wavy!


Water Puns for Adults


1. Where can you find an ocean with no water?

On a map!


2. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

They dropped out of school!


3. What kind of rocks are never under water?

Dry ones!


4. What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!


5. What runs, but never walks?

Water!


Water Puns for Instagram


1. As free as the ocean.

2. Life is simple. Just add water.

3. Meet me where the sky touches the sea.

4. We return to each other in waves. This is how water loves.

5. The grass is greener where you water it.

6. The cure for anything is salt water, sweat, tears, or the sea.

7. Laughter sparkles like a splash of water in sunlight.

8. All my troubles wash away in the water.

9. You don't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.

10. Happiness comes in waves.


Water Puns Names


1. Adrian

2. Bayou

3. Devereax

4. Alun

5. Banks

6. Birney

7. Deniz

8. Bolivar

9. Blackwell

10. Fisher

11. Clyde

12. Beck

13. Ford

14. Beckham

15. Fleetwood

16. Douglas

17. Hiawatha

18. Loch

19. Holmes

20. Arnav


Water Puns one liners


1. Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.

2. How do you get a pen across some water? Biro-ing.

3. Love watching running water on the internet. Was watching a live stream.

4. Who carries out operations in water? A sturgeon.

5. A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well.

6. I thought about splashing out on a water bed.

7. What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.

8. As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.

9. Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.

10. Wanted to play water polo but couldn’t get the horses to swim.



Water Puns and Jokes


1. Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water

Who else would think of adding gas


2. They say people are 75% water But 

I’m 100% useless


3. Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide


4. My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore, 

so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”


5. Do you know how to make holy water? 

You boil the hell out of it.


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