100+ Best Valentines Day Puns for your love (2021)

Looking for some awesome Valentines Day puns? then you are in the right place.

We just garb some best Valentines Day puns from all around the internet.

For your better read, we divide puns into best Valentines Day puns 2021, awesome Valentines Day puns, coll Valentines Day puns, cute Valentines Day puns, Valentines Day puns for love ones, Valentines Day puns for adults, Valentines Day puns for Instagram, Valentines Day pun names, Valentines Day puns and jokes and Valentines Day puns one liners.

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Best Valentines Day Puns 2021


1. Hey Valentine, you're a gouda one!

2. You're the one pho me.

3. Don't go bacon my heart.

4. I want to spend more thyme with you.

5. Words can't espresso how much I love you.

6. We make a great pear.

7. We're mint to be.

8. Will you peas be my Valentine?

9. You're the loaf of my life.

10. You've stolen a pizza my heart.

11. I think you are porcu-fine.

12. I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

13. I yam in love with you.

14. You're my everything bagel.

15. I whale always love you.

16. I turtlely love you.

17. I love you meow and forever.

18. You're the bear-y best.

19. We're butter together.

20. I love you berry much.


Awesome Valentines Day Puns 


1. I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend.

2. Cupid called, he wants his arrow back.

3. I love to love you.

4. You make my heart smile.

5. Pretty sure I love you more.

6. I only have heart eyes for you.

7. You're still the one.

8. Life is better when we're going through it together.

9. You feel like home.

10. All you need is love, so all I needed was you.

11. Valentine, I'm yours.

12. Home is wherever I'm with you.

13. Love, kisses, and Valentine wishes.

14. Valentine's Day looks great on us.

15. On cloud nine with my Valentine.


Cool Valentines Day Puns


1. I like you very much, just as you are.

2. See! He's her lobster.

3. Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.

4. If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

5. That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call ’em something else.


Cute Valentines Day Puns


1. As you wish.

2. You're the Jim to my Pam.

3. To me, you are perfect.

4. I love you and I like you.

5. I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.


Valentines Day Puns for Love one


1. Happy Valentine's Day to me. I love you.

2. If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.

3. Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate-Alone Day!

4. Thank u, next.

5. I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.

6. Above all things, I believe in love.

7. Here's to my true love: Pizza.

8. Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.

9. Will you accept this rose?

10. I wish I had done everything on Earth with you.


Valentines Day Puns for Adults


1. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

2. Love is a friendship that has caught on fire.

3. If you only have one smile in you, give it to the people you love.

4. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

5. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.


Valentines Day Puns for Instagram


1. I found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.

2. I love you more than chocolate.

3. If paper valentines were still a thing, I'd give mine to you.

4. Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.

5. Consider this post my Valentine's Day card.

6. All of me...loves all of me.

7. In a relationship with me.

8. Dear Cupid: Forget the guy, just send the candy.

9. Here's to my true love: Pizza.

10. "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?"


Valentines Day Puns for Boys


1. I'll never desert you.

2. Pining for you.

3. You had me at "aloe."

4. I'm water-falling for you.

5. I'll always root for you.


Valentines Day Puns for Girls


1. We bee-long together.

2. Do you beleaf in love?

3. My love for you is tree-mendous.

4. Please be vine!

5. I want to kiss your tu-lips.

6. I'm a succ-er for you.

7. I puggin' love you.

8. You are otterly wonderful.

9. You've got me feline fine.

10. Whale you be my Valentine?


Valentines Day Puns Names


1. Ruby

2. Rose

3. Fated To Be

4. Heart Crusher

5. There Are No Tulips As Sweet As Your Two Lips!

6. Day of Love

7. Will you be my Valentine

8. Mocktails & Kisses

9. XOXOXOXOX

10. Nothing Is Sweeter Than You

11. Cupid’s Crush

12. I’m Sweet On You

13. All You Need is Love

14. Be Mine

15. V-Day

16. Love Is A Work Of Heart

17. Sweetheart

18. Cupid’s Cuties

19. Happy Hearts Day

20. Infatuation Game

21. Happy Valentine’s Day

22. Flowers, And Candy And Hearts, Oh My

23. I Couldn’t "Bear" It If You Are Not My Valentine

24. Won't You Be Mine

25. Can You See It? Love Is In The Air

26. Be My Valentine

27. Won't You Be My Valentine

28. Heart Attack

29. Singles Awareness Day

30. Hearts And Kisses

31. Cupid Is As Cupid Does. He Gave Me You!


Valentines Day Puns one liners


1. When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day! 

2. Dear Alcohol..... Will you be my Valentine?

3. Happy Valentine's day, hope you all get some...... Chocolates that is

4. To all my single friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Happy Valentine's Day!

5. "Whale you be my Valentine?" "Dolphinately"


Valentines Day Puns and Jokes


1. Do you have a date for valentines day? 

Yes, February 14th 


2. What did one oar say to the other? 

"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"


3. Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? 

She didn't suit his taste!


4. You wanna hear a joke? 

Valentine's Day


5. What did the pencil say to the paper? 

"I dot my i's on you!"


Valentine's Day Food Puns


1. Here's my number, so kale me, maybe?

2. You make my heart skip a beet.

3. I love you a latte.

4. I donut what I would do without you.

5. Olive you so much.


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