100+ Best Pokemon Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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Pokemon Puns


1. What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?

Pikascrew.


2. What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?

A Peak-A-Chewer!


3. What do you call Meowth’s reflection?

A copycat.


4. Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.

So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.


5. Why shouldn’t you do drugs?

Weedle make you high.


6. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?

Because it’s going to Pikachu!


7. What do you call a low fat Pokemon?

Butterfree.


8. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on.


9. What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?

The Hokey Pokemon.


10. What does a yellow Pokemon say before teleporting?

Abra-cadabra.


Best Pokemon Puns 2021


1. Which sci-fi movie do Pokemon like the most?

Staryu Wars.


2. What TV show about dancing do pokemon love?

Dancing with the Staryus.


3. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett.

Then I could be inside of you.


4. Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are shockingly beautiful.


5. How do you hit on a cute girl playing Pokemon Go?

Tell her “I’d like to Pikachu when you’re naked!”


6. What does Ash say when he wants to date someone?

I choose you.


7. How can you tell a Pokemon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a gol-bat.


8. Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.


9. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?

Geek-achu.


10. What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.


Awesome Pokemon Puns 


1. What did the judge say when a Skuntank came into the court?

Odor  in the court!


2. How can pikachu make a baby laugh?

By playing pika-boo!


3. Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?

The PokeBall.


4. Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!


5. Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?

Lake Erie.


6. What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.


7. What do you call a storm of Pokemon?

A Pokemonsoon!


8. What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievell.


9. What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!


10. I’m sorry about these bad puns.

I should’ve kept my big meowth shut.


Cool Pokemon Puns


1. What kind of car does Pikachu drive?

A volts-wagon


2. What do you call Pokemon sing alongs?

Gary-oake.


3. What’s the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!


4. Why do Pokémon have eyes?

So they can pikachu


5. How do dragon-type Pokemon solve their disputes?

They let bagons be bagons.


6. What are Mathew McConauheys favorite pokemon?

Rhydon… Rrydon… Rryddoooonn!


7. Did you hear about the Pokemon that has Covid-19?

It was Koffing.


8. What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can’t do anything to stop me.


9. What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico?

Pica, Pica.


10. What did the poke ball say to pikachu?

Catch ya later!



Funny Pokemon Puns


1. Pikachu evolves into Raichu, what does a lame joke evolves into?

Gotchu!


2. What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu

Charizard


3. What would you call a green Pikachu?

Pickle-chu


4. What do you call a dead Pikachu?

A Pika-boo


5. I always wondered why Pikachu’s electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash.



Pokemon Puns for Kids


1. How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?

Very carefully.


2. What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!


3. What did the Pokemon say when he looked through the window?

Peek-at-choo!


4. What do Haunters eat for lunch?

Boo-logna sandwiches


5. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You poke-em-on!


6. What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop



Pokemon Puns for Adults


1. What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?

A Slow-poke


2. What do you call Meowth’s reflection?

A copycat


3. What do you call a storm of Pokemon?

A Pokemonsoon


4. What Pokémon is the best eater?

Pikachew


5. What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman?

Frost bite.



Pokemon Puns for Instagram


1. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

2. Prepare for trouble, and make it double.

3. The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting

4. There's no sense in going out of your way to get somebody to like you

5. If it's not on a plate, it can wait.

6. If you want to avoid battles, stay out of the grassy areas!

7. When you bring out the best in others, it helps you find the best in yourself, too.

8. Maybe if we started lookin' at what's the same, instead of lookin' at what's different… well who knows?

9. I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

10. emember that time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.



Pokemon Puns Names


1. BlueWaffle

2. LLCruelJ

3. Bluntneck

4. Weed

5. Chiquita

6. DaCircumsizr 

7. Puff

8. McNugget

9. Khanstipated

10. Fridge

11. ShuckNorris

12. Legend

13. Onixpected

14. Freeeloader

15. TreeStooges

16. Squirt

17. Fishsticks

18. PewPew

19. FlygonJinn

20. Trike

21. Frostitute



Pokemon Puns one liners


1. What Pokémon does Dracula like most? Koffin.

2. What do you call a low-fat Pokémon? Butterfree

3. Where do Haunters like to water ski? Lake Erie.

4. What’s F. Scott Fitzgerald’s most famous work? The Great Gastly.

5. What college do Pokémon go to? StarU.

6. The Catcher in the Raichu. 

7. Which Pokémon can tell you the future? Pikahead.

8. One Flew Over The Mewtwo’s Nest.

9. Do you Bayleaf in life after love? Uh, yeah I believe in life after love, but you better get to the Pokémon Center first!

10. What do you call a Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle? Weedle Knievel.



Pokemon Puns and Jokes


1. What is a Pokémon fan’s favourite place to go in France?

Paras!


2. What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?

A Peak-A-Chewer!


3. What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievell


4. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?

Arrrrrr-ceus


5. What’s Wailord’s favourite TV show?

Whale of Fortune



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