100+ Best Pizza Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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We just garb some best Pizza puns from all around the internet.

For your better read, we divide puns into best Pizza puns 2021, awesome Pizza puns, funny Pizza puns, Pizza puns for kids, Pizza puns for adults, Pizza puns for Instagram, Pizza pun names, Pizza puns and jokes and Pizza puns one liners.

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Best Pizza Puns 2021


1. What pizza do dogs eat?

Puperoni.


2. What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?

Fold me close.


3. What type of person doesn’t love pizza?

A weirdough.


4. What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?

I never sausage a beautiful face.


5. What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?

Slice to meet you.


6. What is a pizza’s favorite movie?

Pie hard.


7. How can you tell if you are in love?

If they stole a pizza your heart.


8. The only love triangle I want.


9. This is how I cut my carbs.


10. You have stolen a pizza my heart

Or should that be: “you have stolen a pizza my hut?”


11. It’s the circle of life


12. welcome my fellow pizza lovers


13. What is a pizza maker’s favourite song?

Slice, Slice Baby.


14. Sending you a pizza offering.


15., Unlike this pizza, you can’t be topped.


16. You’re the greatest thing since sliced pizza.


17. You’re my cutie pie.


18. I have so mushroom in my heart for you.


19. You and I make a deluxe combo


20. All I’m saying is…. give pizza a chance.


21. For a supreme friend.


22. Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.


23. This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.


24. This is one cheesy party you won’t want to miss.


25. Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.


26. What do you call a sleeping pizza?

A piZZZZZZa.


27. Why did the mango into the pizza business?

He wanted to make some dough.


Awesome Pizza Puns 


1. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?

Sorry but I am too mature for you.


2. How do you get a musician off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.


3. How do you fix a pizza?

With tomato paste.


4. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”

“No sir, it will be round!”


5. What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?

Cheeses Crust.


6. What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes can’t be topped!


7. What does an anteater like on its pizza?

Ant-chovies.


8. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?

You don’t pepper-own-me.


9. What does a pizza wear to smell good?

Calzogne.


10. What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?

Stiff tips.


11. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?

Because he’s such a fungi.


12. What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?

Slice, Slice Baby


13. Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto?

Because they were told that Dominoes were always getting played!


14. How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.


15. How can you tell if a customer is a Buddhist?

They ask you to make them one with everything.


Funny Pizza Puns


1. What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?

They can smell it but they can't eat it!


2. I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.

He wasn’t happy.


3. I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…

But I can’t work out the delivery.


4. What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?

Hide its brush.


5. Why did the hipster burn his lips?

He ate his pizza before it was cool.


6. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.

I should have used aloha temperature.


7. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?

The Leaning Tower of Pizza.


8. What did the pepperoni say to the cook?

You wanna pizza me?


9. What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?

The pizza can feed a family of four.


10. What did the doughnut say to the pizza?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.


Pizza Puns for Kids


1. Whats a dog's favourite pizza?

Pupperoni!


2. What does a piece of pizza say when they want to cuddle?

Fold me close!


3. What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?

Slice to meet you!


4. What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

There’s mushroom for improvement!


5. What do you call a sleeping pizza?

PiZZZZZZZZZZa


6. What's the difference between a pizza and these awesome pizza jokes?

These pizza jokes can’t be topped!


7. Did you read the new pizza shop slogan?

“7 days without a pizza makes one weak!”


8. There are two types of people in this world

People who love pizza and liars.


9. How do you know you in love?

If they steal a pizza your heart!


10. How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste!

Pizza Puns for Adults


1. Did you hear the latest pizza joke?

Nah, never mind, it's too cheesy!


2. What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?

Cheeses Crust


3. Where do toppings go on vacation?

The leaning tower of pizza!


4. What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

I never SAUsage a beautiful face!


5. Why aren't pizza chefs allowed to play baseball?

Their always trying to steal a basil!


Pizza Puns for Instagram


1. never sit around and wait for someone unless they’re delivering a pizza

2. every meal would be better if it were pizza

3. home is where the pizza is

4. you’ve stolen a pizz-a my heart

5. work hard, be nice, eat pizza

6. whatever the question, pizza is the answer

7. but first, pizza

8. surround yourself with pizza, not negativity

9. slice, slice, baby

10. every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself

11. pizza — quite possibly the only perfect food

12. keep your friends close, and your pizza closer

13. pizza is a way of life

14. viva la pizza

15. a pizza’s worth a thousand words


Pizza Puns Names


1. Mary Worth’s Pointless Pizza

2. Start Spreadin’ the Sauce: NY Style Pizzarium

3. Onomotopizza

4. Mean Old Mr. Pizza

5. Now That’s What I Call Pizza!

6. My Big Fat Italian Pizza

7. Pizza For Pyros

8. Doctor Spock’s Quiet Baby Brick Oven Trattoria

9. The Da Vinci Crust

10. Mission: Impizzable

11. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cheeseburgers

12. Mormon Tabernacle Pizza Gazebo

13. Chunky Donkey Pizza

14. The Mozzarella Fellas

15. Crusty’s

16. Pups & Pies: The Pet Store That Makes Great Pizza

17. Pizza’hoy!

18. The Horse With No Pizza

19. Raphael’s Famous Footlong Pizzas on Tenth

20. Burritos As Big As Your Head Pizza

21. Christian Science Pizza Room

22. Airplane: The Movie: The Pizza

23. Ricky’s Automatic Extra Cheese

24. You Like-a Pepperoni?

25. Pizzageddon


Pizza Puns one liners


1. How do you repair a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

2. I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day. He wasn’t happy.

3. Burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.

4. Chap goes to collect his pizza and asks if he wants it cut into six or twelve pieces. “Six”, he says, “I could never eat twelve”.

5. I would tell you a joke about pizza toppings but it’s too cheesy.

6. The best way to stop a pizza curling is to hide its brush.

7. I have been trying to write a new pizza joke but I can’t work out the delivery… 

8. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate pizza long before it was cool.

9. My local pizzeria has just made the world’s largest pizza base. I’d like to see someone top that.

10. being thin would be nice, but have you ever tasted pizza


Pizza Puns and Jokes


1. You hear about the hipster that burned his mouth on his pizza?

He ate it before it was considered cool


2. Making a deep-dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!

It's a pizza cake!


3. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today

Should’ve used aloha temperature


4. If pizza could talk what would it say?

Probably lots of cheesy things.


5. Wood Fired Pizza.

How is Pizza supposed to find another job now?


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