100+ Best Owl Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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We just garb some best owl puns from all around the internet.

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Owl Puns

1. What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?

I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.

2. Did you hear about the owl party?

It was a hoot.

3. What is an owl’s dream occupation?

Flight attendant.

4. Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?

They prefer to wing it.

5. Why did the owl join Tinder?

He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

6. What do you call a smartass bird of prey?

A know it owl.

7. What do you call a smartass bird of prey?

A know it owl.

8. Why do owl babies take after their dad?

Like feather, like son.

9. Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?

It was a free for owl.

10. Why do owls make such bad baseball players?

Their hits are always fowl.

Best Owl Puns 2021

1. Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?

It was for owl seasons.

2. Why do owls always by mystery novels?

They love hoo-dunits.

3. What is an owl who has been caught called?

A spotted owl.

4. What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?

Owl you need is love.

5. What is a medieval owl called?

A knight owl.

6. Why are owls so good at math?

They excel at owlgebra.

7. Why do owls shower so often?

So they don’t smell fowl.

8. What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?

Owl always love you.

9. What kind of gang violence is common among owls?

A drive by hooting.

10. What did the owl’s valentine say?

You are hootiful.

Awesome Owl Puns 

1. Why did the priest buy an owl?

Because it’s a bird of prey.

2. What do you call an owl dressed in armor?

A knight owl.

3. Why did the owl join the dating website?

He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

4. What’s the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?

One’s awake in the night, the other’s a wake in the day!

5. What is an owl’s favorite board game?

Guess Who?

Cool Owl Puns

1. Why did the cops bring in a large group of Peruvian owls for questioning?

They were Inca hoots.

2. Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?

They’re allegedly calling themselves the “ca-hoots.”

3. What do you call a magic owl?


4. What does an owl call its beak?

Whooo nose.

5. Why do owls go to the gym? 

Because they’re stare masters.

Funny Owl Puns

1. Everything Will Be Owl Right

2. Owl Be There

3. Give Today Your Owl

4. Get Wisdom

5. Shhhh…There’s Wisdom Whispering Within You

6. Remember Whooo You Are.

7. Love Who You Are

8. Be Whoo You Are

9. Glide Through the Dark Times

10. It’s Not How You Look, It’s Whooo You Are

11. Owl Always Be Here If You Need Me

Owl Puns for Kids

1. What do you call an owl with armor? 

A Knight Owl

2. What do you call a magic owl? 


3. What do owls sing when it is raining? 

'Too wet to woo'!

4. What is an owls favorite book? 

Horton hears a whoot.

5. What do you call an owl with a deep voice? 

A growl!

Owl Puns for Adults

1. What do you call an owl magician? 


2. What do you call an owl caught in the act? 


3. Why did the owl, owl? 

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

4. What do you call a baby owl swimming? 

A moist-owlette

5. What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster? 

Pearls of Wisdom

Owl Puns for Instagram

1. Owl Always Love You

2. Love from Owl of Us

3. Owl-Ways Kiss Goodnight

4. Owl Be Yours If You’ll Be Mine

5. Owl Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways.

6. Owlways Love One Another

7. Guess Who Loves You

8. Love with Owl Your Heart

9. Whooo Loves Ya Baby?

10. Owl You Need is Love

Owl Puns Names

1. Bert

2. Travis

3. Red

4. McOwl

5. Winnie

6. Fozy

7. Sinatra

8. Agatha

9. Screechie

10. Gonzo

11. Otus

12. Zeke

13. Kleebles

14. Hootie

15. Ollie

16. Major Tom

17. Spooky

18. Oto

19. Hoodini

20. Alice

21. Duke Owlington

22. Lucius Vorenus

23. Johnnie Owl

24. Minerva McGonagowl

25. Izzy

26. Blinky

27. Sparkle Jewel

28. Archimedes

29. Dixie

30. Charcoal

31. Ozwald

32. Rudy

Owl Puns one liners

1. Owls don’t like mating in winter. It’s often too wet to woo.

2. Why were the owl parents worried about their son?  He didn’t seem to give a hoot any more.

3. What do you call a bird in a suit of armour? A knight owl.

4. Two owls on a perch. One says to the other, “does this smell fishy to you?”

5. Two owls are playing pool when one misses. The other says “two hits”, the first says “two hits to who?”

6. Which form of mathematics are birds of prey best at? Owlgebra.

Owl Puns and Jokes

1. what did the owl thats a detective say?

hoo did it?

2. Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?

They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".

3. Superbowl party!? Or superb Owl party?!

As a fun intellectual alternative to the sports balls.

4. What do you call a Mexican Owl?


5. An owl told me a joke

It was a hoot.

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