100+ Best Fruit Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

Looking for some awesome fruit puns? then you are in the right place.

We just garb some best fruit puns from all around the internet.

For your better read, we divide puns into best fruit puns 2021, awesome fruit puns, funny fruit puns, fruit puns for kids, fruit puns for adults, fruit puns for Instagram, fruit pun names, fruit puns and jokes and fruit puns one liners.

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Best Fruit Puns 2021


1. No fig deal, you got this!

2. Squeeze the day

3. I find you very ap-peel-ing

4. We make a great pear

5. You’re the apple of my eye

6. I cherry-ish you

7. Lime all yours

8. You hold the kiwi to my heart

9. I miss you berry much

10. Honeydew you know how happy you make me?

11. I’m bananas for you, let’s never split

12. Sorry I’m bad at pickup limes

13. You’ve got a peach of my heart

14. Thanks! I ap-peach-iate it

15. Thank you berry much

16. Thanks a melon

17. Thanks a bunch

18. Thank you! I apple-solutely appreciate it

19. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple

20. You are juice the cutest

21. I love you cherry much

22. Don’t worry, just let it mango

23. Be like a pineapple – always wear your crown

24. You’re pear-fect

25. You’re grape

26. You are cherry sweet

27. You’re plum-perfect

28. You’re hard core

29. You’re a peach

30. You’re one in a melon


Awesome Fruit Puns 


1. A peach of my heart

2. I apple-solutely understand

3. Sit down be-cider

4. Apple-y ever after

5. Honeydew you know how much I love you?

6. Don’t be melon-dramatic

7. The apple of my pie

8. Practice what you peach

9. Made for peach other

10. I ap-peach-iate it


Cool Fruit Puns


1. I love you from my head tomato

2. You’re one fine-apple

3. He doesn’t guava clue!

4. I guava soft spot for fruit puns.

5. I guava bone to pick with you.

6. It takes two to mango

7. You are plum-believable!

8. The sink is broken, call the plum-ber

9. First place, You are number “plum!”

10. If you love him, don’t let that mango!

11. I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate


Funny Fruit Puns


1. You did a grape job raisin me

2. I’m so grape-ful for you

3. You’re so fig-gin amazing!

4. I love when you call me papaya

5. Olive you so much

6. A sleepy fruit is called a nap-ricot

7. You’ve got a zest for life

8. I’ve gone to grape lengths for you

9. Grape…just grape!

10. You’re being un-raisin-able


Fruit Puns for Kids


1. Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.


2. What fruit teases you a lot?

A Ba na..na..na..na..na!


3. What Kind of Apple isn't an Apple?

A Pineapple!


4. Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn’t concentrate!


5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well.


Fruit Puns for Adults


1. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Taking a bite and finding half a worm.


2. When do you go at red and stop at green?

When you're eating a watermelon.


3. How does a lemon ask for a hug?

“Give us a squeeze!”


4. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran out of juice.


5. What do you call a banana that likes to dance?

A banana shake!


6. Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?

Because he couldn't find a date!


7. Why aren't bananas ever lonely?

Because they come in bunches!


8. Why did my Mum say when she drank MY strawberry shake?

That was berry nice.


9. Why was the peach acting funny?

Because it was all fuzzy.


10. What did the apple skin say to the apple?

I’ve got you covered.


Fruit Puns for Instagram


1. "Happy knowing my family is virtually by my side."

2. "Zooming through the week just to catch up with these guys."

3. "Shoutout to Zoom for letting us vacation in different places together."

4. "There's no place like virtual home."

5. "Can't wait to be reunited with my people."

6. "Families that virtually vacay together, stay together."

7. "Nothing can get in the way of our traditions."

8. "The quality time is virtual, but the sibling rivalry is IRL."

9. "Chatting all day with the ones who know me best."

10. "Distance couldn't stop us from makin' more mems."


Fruit Puns Names


1. Buckthorn berry

2. marasca

3. chokecherry

4. Arel

5. Kreamber

6. Kulini

7. Gimmentine

8. Kliarra

9. Wild Leek

10. Mage Bilimbi

11. Pigmy Chicory

12. Bitter Bael

13. Miracle Marula

14. checkerberry

15. hagberry

16. Chinnetaya

17. Eye

18. Phelive

19. Irde

20. Drommiarola

21. Radis De Tempête

22. Brocoli Austral

23. Mûre Dure

24. Nono De Sang

25. Céleri-Rave De Lune

26. teaberry

27. rowanberry


Fruit Puns one liners


1. if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

2. what do you call a sad strawberry? a blueberry

3. Sorry I’m bad at pickup limes

4. I’m bananas for you, let’s never split

5. You’ve got a peach of my heart

6. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple

7. You are juice the cutest

8. I love you cherry much

9. What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

10. What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na


Fruit Puns and Jokes


1. Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon.


2. what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? 

slippers


3. What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana


4. Why did the banana like the movie

Because it was apeeling


5. How do you make a fruit punch?

You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 



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