100+ Best Flower Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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Flower Puns

flower puns


1. What did the flower say after he told a joke?

I was just pollen your leg!


2. Be still, my bleeding heart.


3. My favorite shoes are Crocus.


4. What do you call flowers who are bffs?

Buds.


5. Why didn’t the flower get a second date?

He was garden variety.


6. Don’t sing out of petunia.


7. I think of you every daisy.


8. What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?

Floret


9. I lilac you.


10. Wild(flower) about you.


11. How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?

They have tulips.


12. Rose to the occasion.


13. Every dogwood has its day.


14. Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?

It’s a budding romance.


15. A peony saved is a peony earned.


16. I’m proud to be y-orchid


17. Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?

It’s a budding romance.


18. What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?

Take it or leaf it.


19. What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?

Lilac the ability to stop.


20. What does the youngest flower child say?

Last bud not least!


Best Flower Puns 2021

Best Flower Puns


21. What does a flower write on their valentine?

Aloe you vera much.


22. Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?

He just wants somebudy to love.


23. Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?

She told him once and floral.


24. What does a flower therapist ask her patients?

Are you feeling bouquet?


25. Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?

He just needed a kick in the bud.


26. Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?

It was a bud omen.


27. Why do flowers always drive so fast?

They put the petal to the metal.


28. A peony for your thoughts.


29. We should put our tulips together.


30. You made my daisy.


Awesome Flower Puns 

Awesome Flower Puns


1. How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?

They have tulips.


2. You grow girl!


3. What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?

“Take it or leaf it.”


4. I wet my plants.


5. Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?

He just wants somebudy to love.


6. BBFs — Best Buds Forever.


7. What do you call flowers who are BFFs?

Buds.


8. Bloom where you’re planted.


9. Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.


10. The more you grow.



Cool Flower Puns


1. Wild(flower) about you.

2. Don’t sing out of petunia.

3. A peony saved is a peony earned.

4. I’m proud to be y-orchid

5. Rose to the occasion.

6. Thistle be a beautiful day!

7. Every daisy is better because of you.

8. I’m so thorny.

9. You’re simply iris-istible.

10. Get clover it.

11. I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

12. I’m head clover heels in love.

13. A peony for your thoughts.

14. We should put our tulips together.

15. You made my daisy.

16. Every dogwood has its day.

17. I lilac you.

18. I think of you every daisy.

19. Be still, my bleeding heart.

20. My favorite shoes are Crocus.


Funny Flower Puns


1. What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?

Like pollen teeth.


2. Why are plants the best chefs?

They’re succulent.


3. What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?

Rosé.


4. What’s a flower’s favorite band?

Guns n’ Roses.


5. What do flowers study in college?

STEM.


6. What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?

Don’t stop be-leafing.


7. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?

I’m proud to be orchid.


8. What do you say to a pensive flower?

A peony for your thoughts?


9. How much does a flower love their friends?

Bunches.


10. What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?

Backpetal.


Flower Puns for Kids


1. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflowers


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2. What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

A tiger lily!


3. What is a frog's favorite flower?

Croak-us!


4. What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles?

Daffo-dills!


5. What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips


Flower Puns for Adults


1. What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?

Cauliflower.


2. What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?

I’ll grow on you.


3. What does a door to door flower salesman do?

Petal his wares.


4. What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?

I hope thistle cheer you up.


5. What do you say to a flower after a breakup?

Get clover it.


6. What did the flower do when she was challenged?

Rose to the occasion.


7. What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?

Are you a DAMNdelion?


8. What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?

Can’t touch this


9. How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips.


10. What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?

You had me at hydrangea.


Flower Puns for Instagram


1. Here are my favourite flower puns for every circumstance.

2. You rose to the occasion. 

3. Be still my bleeding heart.

4. Put the petal to the metal.

5. Every daisy is better because of you. 

6. Rose over bros.

7. Everything is A-Bouquet.

8. What in carnation?

9. I love hikes, but not when they’re so lily.

10. Begonia. Don’t stay.

11. A peony saved is a peony earned. 

12. Bride and Bloom

13. We’re BFFs – best buds forever

14. The more you grow.

15. Wildflower Child


Flower Puns Names


1. A foundation for the future.

2. The Orchid Florist

3. White Oaks Florist

4. Delivering the moment.

5. Sweet Smell

6. The Flower Lady

7. Rosewood Flowers

8. Sunshine Florist

9. Flowers designed with your thoughts in mind.

10. For all of life’s celebrations.

11. May Flowers

12. Mega Flowers

13. May Flowers

14. Mega Flowers

15. Let us arrange a smile for you.

16. More than words.

17. Pick the best. We always do.

18. We don’t just create bouquets – we create emotions.

19. Hummingbird Creations

20. May Flowers


Flower Puns one liners


1. Apparently it’s good to talk to your plants. I tried to teach my flowers mathematics but they ended up with square roots.

2. I saw a big cat wearing a very flamboyant hat and cape the other day. I think it was a dandy lion.

3. Got asked to chose my favourite plant when three I really liked where in the room. That put me in an orchid situation.

4. I was going to organise all my dried flowers, then I realised I had more pressing problems to deal with. 

5. A friend of mine keeps insisting on skipping through flower meadows. I think he has a gamboling problem.

6. Surprised to hear that there is a country where everyone drives the same colour vehicle. It’s a red car nation.

7. I crossed a bike with a flower and got some cycle petals. 

8. Was out camping when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no. I like to do my bit to prevent florist friars.

9. A friend perfected his garden flower beds through a process of trowel and error.

10. I got The Hulk to help me plant some flowers. After all, he’s got green fingers.


Flower Puns and Jokes


1. What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a daisy? 

A Collie-flower.


2. What do you get if you cross a bike with a flower? 

Cycle petals.


3. What did the bee say to the flower? 

Hello honey.


4. Did you know there’s a country where everyone drives the same colour vehicle? 

It’s a red car nation.


5. What kind of flower grows on your face? 

Tulips.


Plant Puns


1. Our friendship is unbeleafable.

2. Uno moss.

3. We’re mint to be.

4. I’m very frond of you.

5. Pot it like it’s hot.

6. Let’s take a leaf of faith.


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