100+ Best Eye Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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eye puns


Eye Puns


1. Did you hear about the optometrist? 

who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.


2. How do you know if eyes are flirting with you? 

They go Wink, Wink!


3. Sometimes when i close my eyes i can’t see

4. After the training accident that cost York an eye, 

Carolina waits at his bedside for him to wake up.


5. After the training accident that cost York an eye, 

Carolina waits at his bedside for him to wake up.


6. The phone wears a pair of glasses 

because it has just lost all of its contacts.


7.  Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. 

Now close your eyes. Dark, isn’t it?


8. When you’re with your cross-eyed friend, 

do you ever wonder if they’re seeing someone else.


9. eye can’t think of any. eye really don’t know cause eye am not into that.


10. To become a successful eyewear designer, 

what you need is an eye for the latest st-eye-l.



Best Eye Puns 2021


1.  I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. 

The look on his face was priceless.

2. I don’t normally surf the Internet but when I do eye browsers


3. Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.


4. Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder


5. What did the eyeball say when it tasted cheesecake? 

That’s too eye for!


6. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? 

Because her students were so bright.


7. how eyeronic I cant lash out at you for not protecting my eyeballs 

because well you treyed your best


8. As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said You know, 

one would have been enough.


9. What do you call a deer with no eyes?” – “No-eye-deer.


10. Do you know the alien that misses one eye? 

It is called Alen!



Awesome Eye Puns 


1. “Iris my case.”

2. “Eye’ve done my best.”

3. “Spreading like an iris.”

4. “I wink you’ve got it” 

5. “How now brow cow?”

6. “Eye wish you the best”

7. “A tongue lashing.”

8. “That’s how eyeroll.”

9. “Dine and lash.”

10. “Pupil rain.”



Cool Eye Puns


1. Sometimes life is eye-ronic.


2. My nephew told me that he’s never had vision insurance. 

I told him he really should look into it.


3. I might lose vision in both my eyes soon Trying to stay optometristic about it.


4. So I cut down a tree using my vision today It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.


5. You’re all eye need.


6. Do you know what is used to provide vision at night at school playgrounds?

Recessed lighting!.


7. I figured out that my vision is good when the sun is out, but not when it’s down. 

The difference is night and day.


8. you know why programmers have perfect vision? 

Because they can C+++++++++.


9. If you don’t think anyone cares about your vision going bad but Eyecare.


10. You’re an Apple of my eye.



Funny Eye Puns


1. Sometimes all you need is a new perspective.

2. Eye believe in you.

3. My eyes are the ocean in which my dreams are reflected.

4. Eye got my eye on you.

5. Eye wonder what I look like in your eyes.

6. Eye think we make a great pair.

7. Me, myself and eye.

8. my eyes You are quite spectacular.

9. Eye see you.

10. Everyone has two eyes, but no one has the same view.



Eye Puns for Kids


1. How did the hurricane see?

With its eye.


2. What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells.


3. What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between us something smells!


4. What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?

A rookie.


5. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!



Eye Puns for Adults


1. What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?

Spook-tacles!


2. What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?

Reiiindeer


3. What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh


4. What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?

The smallest ones!


5. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Doyouthinkysaraus



Eye Puns for Instagram


1. A man’s feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.

2. Eyes are usually looked at, but seldom looked into.

3. Blue eyes crying in the rain…

4. I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

5. Beautiful eyes cloak the darkest of souls.

6. If I were a fruit, I’d be a fine-apple.

7. Big sucker for a sweetheart with brown eyes.

8. Go and see all you possibly can.

9. Don’t it make my brown eyes blue?

10. And when he looks at me, his brown eyes tell his soul.



Eye Puns Names


1. Eye Catchers

2. Brighter Life

3. Unite for Sight

4. Eye Catchers

5. The Eyesores

6. I Eyes

7. Visionaries

8. Through Our Eyes

9. 4Sight

10. Retinal Degenerates

11. LensLove

12. Brighter Life Visionaries

13. RadiEyez

14. Vision Fighters

15. Panorama Visions

16. Inspiring Eyewear

17. Eye Believe

18. eye can help you

19. VisionVenture

20. Fight for Sight



Eye Puns one liners


1. Eye drops are technically blinkered fluid.

2. Bad puns are how eye roll.

3. I saw a movie about a pig with no eyes. It was PG.

4. I've got 4 eyes, 3 legs, 1 tail, and 12 toes. What am I? A liar.

5. My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall. She’s an Opthemallogist.

6. What do you call an eye specialist with a short shirt? A crop-toptometrist

7. A man is holding a bee, what is in his eye? Beauty.

8. I got some salt in my eye Now it’s see salt.

9. What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

10. This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.



Eye Puns and Jokes


1. What has 6 legs, 6 eyes and 6 hands?

6 pirates


2. What has two arms but can’t reach, two legs but can’t stand, and two eyes but can’t see?

A vegetable


3. Do you know what always catches my eye?

Short people with umbrellas.


4. What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells. 


5. My son's teacher got fired for being cross-eyed

She couldn't control her pupils.



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