100+ Best Dinosaur Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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Best Dinosaur Puns 2021


1. What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur?

The mastodon.


2. Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?

At the carnivore.


3. What is the scariest type of dinosaur?

A Terror-dactyl.


4. Why are dinosaurs never overweight?

They’re surrounded by scales.


5. What do they call dinosaur farts?

An exstinktion.


6. What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?

A Toys-‘R-Us.


7. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent!


8. What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?

Dino-mite.


9. What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs?

Ankle-is-sore-us.


10. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?

Tyrannosaurus ex.


11. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?

Keep the climate change.


12. What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?

A scaredactyl.


13. What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times?

Meglodawn.


14. Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody?

ROARmones.


15. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.


16. What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat?

A saur loser.


17. Can you do it?

You bet Jurassican.


18. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Do-you-think-he-saurus.


19. What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye?

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.


20. What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do?

He dino-snores.


21. How did the triceratops speed up his computer?

He gave it a good RAM.


22. What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?

Mega-Sore-Ass.


23. What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

A tyranno-chorus.


24. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird.


25. Which brand of clothing does dinosaurs like wearing the most?

Fossil


Awesome Dinosaur Puns 

Awesome Dinosaur Puns


1. What do you call an anxious dino? 

A nervous Rex.


2. What's a dinosaur's favorite quote ?

"Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!"


3. How do you invite a dinosaur to the coffee shop? 

Tea, Rex?


4. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? 

Eye-saur!


5. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? 

Jurassic Pork!


6 What do you call a dinosaur who won't stop rambling? 

A dino-bore!


7. What do you call a dinosaur fart? 

An exstinktion!


8. What do you call a dinosaur who's a noisy sleeper? 

A Tyranno-snorus!


9. What did the dinosaur call her blouse business? 

Try Sara's Tops!


10. Where do dinosaurs go shopping? 

The dino-store!


Cool Dinosaur Puns


1. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? 

Because the P is silent!


2. And what do you call a baby dinosaur?

A Wee-Rex!


3. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? 

Tyrannosaurus Tex!


4. What do you call twin dinosaurs? 

Pair-odactyls!


5. What do you say when a dinosaur crashes its car? 

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!


6. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup? 

Tyrannosaurus ex!


7. What do dinosaurs do on the Fourth of July? 

Play with dino-mite!


8. What's a dinosaur's favorite drink? 

Rex on the beach!


9. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? 

Because it was an early bird!


10. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns? 

I dino what to tell you, but probably not.



Funny Dinosaur Puns


1. What happens to you when a dinosaur sneezes?

You get out of the way!


2. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

dino-snore!


3. Which dinosaur likes spicy food?

The Chile-saurus


4. What to call a dinosaur that never stops talking?

A dino-bore


5. This happened after the dinosaur took the school bus home.

He had to bring it back.


6. What sauce did the dinosaur put on her steak?

Dinosauce


7. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Two dinosaurs!


8. What would be the best way to talk to a dinosaur?

Long Distance


9. What did the dinosaur had to say after the car crash?

I’m so saurus!


10. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?

The Dinosorcerer



Dinosaur Puns for Kids


1. Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?

Because he could really spike the ball!


2. Why don’t dinosaurs never ever forget anything?

Coz no one ever tells them anything!


3. How would you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed?

Your nose hits the ceiling!


4. Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?

Any kind! A house can’t jump!


5. What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?

Squash



Dinosaur Puns for Adults


1. What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?  

Do-you-think-he-saurus


2. The thesaurus was the first dinosaur to become 

extinct, defunct, superseded, disappeared, exterminated, gone, deceased…


3. What did the one eyed dinosaur say to his dog?  

Do-you-think-he-saurus, Rex?


4. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?  

Jurassic Pork.


5. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

DINOMITE!



Dinosaur Puns for Instagram


1. "Rawr" means I love you in dinosaur

2. T-Rex hates push-ups

3. Hold on to your butts.

4. I hate being right all the time.

5. Welcome... to Jurassic Park.

6. I bring scientists, you bring the rock star.

7. Life finds a way.

8. If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur

9. I'm Rexy and I know it

10. Dino-love never goes extinct



Dinosaur Puns Names


1. Barney Spinson

2. Plasticene Epic

3. T-Wrecks

4. Ankleosoreass

5. InGen Engineers

6. Swilly Mammoths

7. Terrordactyl

8. Hold Onto Your Butts

9. TriviaRex

10. Skyceratops

11. Motherhucking Pterodactlys

12. Jurrasic Mark

13. Neanderstalls

14. Mezzo Zoe

15. Billy and the Cloneasaurus

16. Farrah Fossil

17. Toronto Triceratopsi

18. Must Get Better

19. Megaload Dawn

20. Littlefoot Block

21. The Veloci-Fact-ors!

22. Meet The Hammonds

23. Tpurple Pterodactyls

24. Mr Armold's Cigarette Ash

25. Mauve Mastadons



Dinosaur Puns one liners


1. Which dinosaur had the best vocabulary?  Thesaurus.

2. Local museum has a new dinosaur exhibit. Don’t know if it will be popular. Remains to be seen.

3. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.

4. Why did archaeopteryx catch the worm?  It was an early bird.

5. What sort of dinosaur never gives up?  A try-try-triceratops

6. Thought I’d found a dinosaur skeleton but it turned out to be a fossil arm.

7. A friend asked me which writer had the best dinosaur stories. I suggested he try Sarah Topps.

8. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? He hadn’t evolved into a chicken yet.

9. What dinosaur makes most noise when he is a sleep?  Tyrannosnorus

10. How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a break? Tea, Rex?



Dinosaur Puns and Jokes


1. How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.


2. Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.

Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!


3. What do you call a polite Dinosaur?

A Pleaseyosaur


4. What dinosaur can’t you hear go to the bathroom?

All of them, they’re all dead.


5. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?

A philosiraptor.



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