100+ Best Cactus Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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Cactus Puns


cactus puns


1. I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus”

2. Best friends stick.

3. If you were a cactus, I’d prick you!

4. The untouchables.

5. I’m stuck on you.

6. I hope your birthday is on point.


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7. My boyfriend/girlfriend is prickin’ awesome!

8. I’m so glad we pricked each other.

9. Looking sharp on your birthday.

10. You prickle my fancy.


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Best Cactus Puns 2021


best cactus puns


1. Cacti+ cactyou = cactus.

2. You’re a prick, but I love you.

3. I’ll never desert you.

4. I wanted to make up a cactus joke for your birthday, but I’m just not that sharp.

5. We make a prickly pear.

6. You’re my favourite prick.

7. Happy Birthday! I hope it doesn’t succ.

8. Let’s stick together.

9. Who knew you could still look so sharp at your age?

10. You’re looking sharp.


Awesome Cactus Puns 


1. Hope your holidays don’t succ.

2. Looking sharp, feeling sharp.

3. Merry Christmas you prick.


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4. I’m untouchable.

5. Getting up to scratch.

6. Have a fancactus new year!

7. Such a prickly eater!

8. We grow when things are tough.

9. I’m not a hugger

10. Succulents are planttastic.


Cool Cactus Puns


1. Merry Cactmas!

2. Don’t let pricks get you down.

3. Grab life by the thorns

4. Life may give you a cactus – don’t sit on it.

5. Don’t let the prickly things in life bring you down.

6. Prick me, prick me!

7. Cactus makes perfect.

8. Chicks before pricks.

9. I’m on pins and needles.

10. Stuck on you


Funny Cactus Puns


1. We wish you a merry cactmas.

2. My cactus puns get to the point.

3. I can be a little prickly.

4. Feeling prickin’ awesome!

5. Cacti are the only pricks worth dealing with.

6. Sun’s out, guns out.

7. Cactus puns are succulent.

8. Let me get to the point.

9. Can’t touch this.

10. You’re a sucCUTElent.


Cactus Puns for Kids


cactus puns for kids


1. I think there’s something wrong with the cactus I’m growing.

But I can’t put my finger on it!


2. What do you call a cactus that lives on Sesame Street?

Prickle me Elmo


3. Why did the cactus cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken.


4. Your family tree must be a cactus ...

... because everyone on it is a prick


5. What's the difference between a daisy and a cactus?

One is a plain flower, the other is a self-raising flower!


Cactus Puns for Adults


1. My family tree is a cactus,

it's full of pricks


2. What did the cactus order from Outback?

Desert


3. Even in school, I never understood the cactus.

I mean, what's the point?


4. I ran into my enemy named cactus the other day

What a prick


5. How do you color a cactus?

With a Sharpie.


Cactus Puns for Instagram


1. All good things are wild and free.

2. Be a cactus in a world of delicate flowers.

3. Be your own kind of beautiful.

4. Big plant mom energy.

5. Aloe you vera much.

6. Best friends always stick together.

7. Cactus makes perfect.

8. Another day, another succulent purchase.

9. Be honest, have I bought too many succulents?

10. A cactus is just a really aggressive cucumber.


Cactus Puns Names


1. Stormy

2. Don Corlecactus

3. Flo

4. Sir Stabbington

5. roco

6. Lucas

7. Krispy

8. Henry

9. Lucky / Locky

10. Nopalio

11. Cactaceus

12. spooky

13. El pinchitos

14. cacti perry

15. Kaktacio

16. Margarito

17. El PEPE

18. Cornelio

19. Fred

20. Pelucita


Cactus Puns one liners


cactus puns one liners

1. You’re as cute as a cactus.

2. Plants are my best buds!

3. To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.

4. My plants be-leaf in me!

5. You grow, girl!

6. Peace, love, and succulents.

7. My life would succ without you!

8. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy more succulents and that’s pretty much the same thing!

9. Succulents are plantastic!

10. You had me at aloe.


Cactus Puns and Jokes


1. What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.


2. I dropped my cactus the other day

The worst part is, I caught it


3. What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW?

A cactus has pricks on the outside.


4. What did the cactus say to the balloon?

Nothing, they cant talk.


5. What did one cactus say to the other cactus?

"Lookin sharp !"



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