100+ Best Banana Jokes to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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Banana Jokes

Banana Jokes


1. what do you call a banana driving a car?

banana car


2. You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why?

You don’t want to hurt their peelings.


3. Why do bananas never get lonely?

Because they hang out in bunches.


4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn’t peeling well.


5.  A little girl said: “I know how to spell ‘banana’…”

“… I just don’t know when to stop.”


6.  Why didn’t the banana student go to school?

He told his parents that he wasn’t peeling well.


7. What kind of school do bananas go to?

Sundae school.


8. What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?

Your teeth!


9. Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.


10. What do you call an empty police station? 

Banana Chicken


Related: 100+ Best Banana Puns for you.


Best Banana Jokes 2021

Best Banana Jokes


1. “I am going bananas!”

That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave the house.


2. Why was the banana so upset?

Someone mistook him for a plantain!


3. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?

Slippers!


4. What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaaaa.


5. What do you call solid gold bananas?

A bunch of money.


6. What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour?

A banana in a washing machine


7. What do you call a charismatic banana?

A banana smoothie!


8. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.


9. Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?

Because she had split ends.


10.  How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?

They hold on to the banana-ister.


Awesome Banana Jokes 

Awesome Banana Jokes


1. What is Ba+ 2Na? 

Banana.


2. Why don’t you pill a banana

It’s to hard to kill your nana


3. Why did the boy not eat the banana?

He was scared the juice might come out


4. what is yellow and smells like bananas?


5. what did the banana say to the Ethan, Ryan and Cooper?

hi


6. What did the grape say to the banana stop graping me.


7. What did the boy banana say to the girl banana Dang girl you are so appealing


8. what does a baby banana call her mum… na na get it… instead of ma ma


9. I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas, 

it wasn’t a very apealing experience.


10. What did the first guy say to the second?

Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?


Cool Banana Jokes

Cool Banana Jokes


1. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. 

I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.


2. My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

3. Why did the strawberry go out with a banana? 

Because it could not find a date


4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? 

Because he wasn’t feeling very well!


5. What did the sunglasses say to the banana ? 

Nothing sunglasses can’t talk


6. What is a monkey’s favorite dance move?

The banana split.


7. What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!


8. What did the banana say to the peel 

“Let’s split”


9. a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER


10. what did the banana say to the banana

u look a-pealing


Funny Banana Jokes


1. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” 

I said: “No it doesn’t”


2. Are you a banana…

because I find you a-peeling


3. What do bananas wear into battle?

Banana-rama!


4. why did the banana go to the doctor it wasn’t peeling well


5. Why did the banana like the movie

Because it was apeeling


6. last night i slipped on a banana. my friend said it was appealing


7. why were the apple and orange all alone? 

because the banana “split”


8. what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? 

slippers


9. what is the chemical formula for a banana? 

BaNa2


10. What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism


Banana Jokes for Kids


1. What fruit teases you a lot?

A ba-na-na-na-na-na


2. Why did the plantain get sent to the principal’s after class?

Because he went bananas during the lecture


3. Why did the banana fail its driving test?

Because it peeled out


4. Where do bananas like to go swimming?

In a cereal bowl


5. What’s yellow and used to write letters?

A ball-point banana


Banana Jokes for Adults


1. How do unripe bananas feel about ripe bananas?

They’re green with envy


2. Why do bananas have so many friends?

Because they’re really sweet


3. What’s yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana


4. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

 Show it out the door


5. They’re not growing to grow bananas any longer…

Apparently, they’re long enough already  


Banana Jokes for Instagram


1. Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

2. We share half our genes with the banana.

3. I bet you can't eat ten bananas!" "I bet you're right.

4. To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

5. I always have bananas with me for energy.

6.How to defend yourself against a banana 

7. I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

8. Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

9. Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.

10. Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.


Funny Banana Names


1. Nana The Banana

2. Banana split

3. Peeley

4. Banana Joe

5. Jeffry

6. Briana

7. Potassium Stick

8. Hannah Banana

9. Havana Banana

10. Banano

11. BANANA BOY

12. Banana Legend

13. detective splits

14. Peely

15. Anna banana

16. Banana Man

17. smoothy

18. peels

19. BananaButt

20. Bennie


Banana Jokes one liners


1. Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.

2. Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

3. Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.

4. My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

5. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana


Banana Jokes and Puns


1. I took a banana to the doctor yesterday. It wasn’t peeling well.

2. Why did the banana go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

3. I used to have a banana fancy dress costume, but it split.

4. A friend keeps having nightmares about half eaten bananas. We suspect it’s a mid-Fyffe crisis.

5. A friend of mine is so unlucky that the last banana he bought was empty. 


Banana Jokes and Riddles


I am a yellow fruit

That you might eat at lunch

When there’s a group of me

We are known as a bunch


I am a fruit that’s curved

Although I am not round

Don’t slip up on my skin

If it’s dropped on the ground

 

My color is yellow

And I grow on trees

I’m a popular food

With apes and monkeys


I can be split but I’m not a check in a restaurant

I get peeled but I’m not a potato

I grow on trees but I’m not an orange

I’m yellow but I’m not a lemon

I’m curved but I’m not a boomerang



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