100+ Best Avocado Jokes to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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We just garb some best avocado jokes from all around the internet.

For your better read, we divide jokes into best avocado jokes 2021, awesome avocado jokes, funny avocado jokes, avocado jokes for kids, avocado jokes for adults, avocado jokes and puns, avocado jokes and riddles, funny avocado names.

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Avocado Jokes

Avocado Jokes


1. Got me into a sticky situation with an avocado; 

I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.


2. Did you hear about the avocado army that invaded a dining table? 

They gua-ccupied the bowl.


3. He might be small and green, but he does avocado.


4. What did the daddy avocado say to the baby avocado?  

You’re a chip off the guac.


5. What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?  

Well, this is guac-ward.


6. What did the avocado say when the tortilla chip asked how she was? 

 I’m all ripe, thank you.


7. How do tortilla chips say goodbye?  

See you later avo-gator. In a while guac-odile.


8. What did the sad avocado say? 

It’s a hard guac life.


9. Accidentally got some avocado in my eyes and now I think I have guac-oma.


10. You can’t judge any avocado until you guac-a-mile in his shoes.


Best Avocado Jokes 2021

Best Avocado Jokes


1. What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?

A Guackie-talkie


2. What does a duck thats made of avocado say?

Guac


3. My avocado car has broken down. 

It’s beyond re-pear


4. I was given a backstage pass to the avocado concert. 

It was Guac-cess All Areas.


5. I went for a drive with an avocado but he was going really slow so I told him to guac-celerate.


6. What did the avocado half say to the other avocado half?  

Without you, I’m empty inside.


7. I know an avocado who can run for hours. 

He’s hard core.


8. I got a promotion in my job at the avocado farm. 

It was a move in the ripe direction.


9. How do you get a bunch of avocados into an Aerosmith concert?

You tell them to GUAC This Way!


10. What type of music do avocados listen to?

Guac & Roll


Awesome Avocado Jokes 

Awesome Avocado Jokes


1. What do you call an expired avocado?

A guacamoldy


2. What's an avocado's favorite music?

Guac N' Roll


3. What do you call an avocado thats been blessed by Pope Francis?

Holy Guacamole.


4. What do you call young avocados?

Avokiddos.


5. What's an avocado's favorite arcade game?

Guac-a-mole


Cool Avocado Jokes

Cool Avocado Jokes


1. People always laugh at my car because it looks like a fruit...

But at least I avocado!


2. Why shouldn't you put avocados in your eyes?

You could get guacoma.


3. How do you make an avocado tactical?

You turn it into GuacaMOLLE


4. What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?

Gu-whack-a-mole-e.


5. When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!


Funny Avocado Jokes


1. what does the one-upping hipster say?

hold my avocado


2. Avocado makers need to up their game

The only free gift I get is a wooden ball


3. What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee


4. Saw a falcon eating avocado toast.

Guess it's a millennial falcon.


5. What do you call an over-ripe avocado? 

Guaca-mouldy.


Avocado Jokes for Kids


1. What did the mummy avocado say when the baby avocado was upset? 

Want to avo-cuddle?


2. What do call a religious avocado? 

Holy guacamole.


3. Why was the avocado followed by the paparazzi? 

He was a guac star.


4. What do you call young avocados? 

Avo-kiddos.


5. What did the duck say when he found an avocado? 

Guac, guac.


Avocado Jokes for Adults


1. What did the thief say when he was caught stealing avocados?  

I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe.


2. What do you call a bad avocado? 

Green spirited.


3. How do avocado cartoons end? 

Guac’s all folks.


4. What do you call a good looking avocado? 

Fruit as a button.


5. What type of events do avocados go to when they want to find love? 

Seed dating.


Funny Avocado Names


1. Ms. Fluffy muffins

2. Edwado The Avocado

3. Avo Plays

4. Smily Mylie

5. Lil guac

6. Avocadoblue

7. Bruh Cado

8. Avocutie

9. Avocadocsm

10. Amelie

11. Avocadomeme

12. Guaco

13. Avocadoinlaw

14. Regie

15. Avocadolily

16. Allie the avacado

17. Ricardo the Avocado

18. Avocadoh

19. Guacacado

20. Avocxdos



Avocado Jokes and Puns


1. And they lived happily avo after

2. It's time to guac' n roll.

3. I’m avocontrol!

4. You’re everything I avo wanted

5. At the party, Mr Nacho raised the toast and said it's time for some guac-tails!


Related: 100+ Best Avocado Puns for you


Avocado Jokes and Riddles


1. How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole?

With Avocado's Constant.


2. My chemistry class had a party

My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.


3. What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of?

Avocado pickers


4. Accidentally got some guacamole in my eyes...

... and now I think I have guacoma.

Happy Avocado Day!


5. I would have driven my date to the Mexican cantina....

But I didn't avocado


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