100+ Best Animals Jokes to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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We just garb some best animals jokes from all around the internet.

For your better read, we divide jokes into best animals jokes 2021, awesome animals jokes, funny animals jokes, animals jokes for kids, animals jokes for adults, animals jokes for Instagram, animals puns, animal riddles, funny animals names and animals jokes one liners.

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Animals Jokes

Animals Jokes


1. Where animal does Russian milk come from?

moscows


2. what’s a rabbits favourite song? 

hip hop


3. What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? 

A cross.


4. Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle? 

Because dogs can’t whistle.


5. How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.


6. What kind of Bees make milk?

BooBees


7. What’s a school shooters favorite anime

Assassination classroom


8. What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalffeinated.


9. hat do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes


10. Why are ant colonies very healthy? 

Because they have lots of anti-bodies.


Best Animals Jokes 2021

Best Animals Jokes


1. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? 

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.


2. Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.


3. How do you count cows? 

With a cowculator.


4. Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.


5. Why don’t blind people skydive? 

Because it scares their dogs too much!


6. What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? 

A moosician.


7. What is a dead kid’s favorite anime? 

Bleach.


8. A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. 

It’s a Shitzu.


9. Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they’re dead.


10. How does a fish always know how much they weigh? 

Because they have their own scales.


Awesome Animals Jokes 

Awesome Animals Jokes


1. Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? 

Because the cow has the udder.


2. what do you call a sheep on steroids? 

A woolly Mammoth.


3. What animal gets easily offended? 

The chicken; they always get roasted.


4. What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.


5. Two fish are in a tank. One says, 

“You man the guns, I’ll drive!”


6. Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees? 

Because they are really good at it.


7. What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.


8. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? 

Because they dont meet the koalafications


9. “What do you call a deer with no eyes?” 

“No-eye-deer.”


10. What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught.


Cool Animals Jokes

Cool Animals Jokes


1. What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator


2. What kind of animal falls from the sky???

A raindeer


3. What kind of bees eat brains?

Zombees.


Related: Best Bee Puns for you


4. What do you call a dead fly? 

A flew.


5. Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.


6. Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? 

To the retail store!


7. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? 

Because they lactose.


8. How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.


9. Why do tigers have stripes? 

They don’t want to be spotted.


10. Why do the French eat snails? 

They don’t like fast food.


Funny Animals Jokes


1. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? 

“Bison.”


2. My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. 

She was eaten by a giant crab.


3. What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? 

Itenticle.


4. Why are cats bad storytellers? 

Because they only have one tale.


5. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? 

A candy baa.


6. What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? 

Shear madness.


7. What do you call a dog with no legs? 

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.


8. How does a cow become invisible? 

Through camooflage.


9. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? 

The letter F.


10. What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.


Animals Jokes for Kids


1. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A BULL-dozer.


2. What is a porcupine's favourite game?

Poker.


3. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

"Are you my mommy?"


4. Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows.


5. There are 20 birds in a tree. A man comes and shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left?

None, because all the birds flew away after hearing the gun


Animals Jokes for Adults


1. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?

Mufasa!


2. Why are duck doctors so expensive?

Because of their bills.


3. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?

"Odor in the court!"


4. What keys can make you laugh?

Monkeys!


5. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open TOAD sandals.


Animals Jokes for Instagram


1. Explore the jungle creatures

2. My brother was an Eager Beaver to go to the Zoo, so here we are!

3. A day out in the wild

4. Holy Cow! These Cows are bigger than those whom I saw back in the Countryside.

5. Something at the Zoo seems a little Fishy

6. It’s a jungle out there

7. Welcome to Zoorassic Park

8. Hold Your Horses! There are many more Zoo pictures for me to still post

9. Where all the wild things are

10. To them, are we the animals?


Funny Animals Names


1. Wunderpus Photogenicus

2. Sarcastic Fringehead

3. Pink Fairy Armadillo

4. Spiny Lumpsucker

5. Mountain Chicken

6. Strange-Tailed Tyrant

7. Ice Cream Cone Worm

8. Screaming Hairy Armadillo

9. Frilled-Necked Lizard

10. Tasseled Wobbegong

11. Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla

12. Rasberry Crazy Ant

13. Slippery Dick

14. Hellbender

15. Pleasing Fungus Beetle

16. Tufted Titmouse

17. Leafy Seadragon

18. Satanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko

19. Moustached Puffbird

20. Sparklemuffin


Animals Jokes one liners


1. What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

2. I named my dog 6 miles so I can tell people that I walk 6 miles every single day.

3. Did Noah include termites on the ark?

4. At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?

5. Pig says: My name is bacon. Chris P. Bacon.


Animals Jokes and Puns


1. Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

2. What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

3. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

4. Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

5. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !


Related: 100+ Best Animal Puns for you


Animal Jokes and  Riddles


1. What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?

Are you chicken?


2. Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving?

Because they’re stuffed


Related: Read our best thanksgiving puns.


3. What did the leopard say after finishing his meal?

That really hit the spot!


4. What animal has a cent?

A skunk defnitely has a scent


5. Why do fish and reptiles always keep a trim physique?

Because they have scales


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