The 100+ Best Tasteless Jokes in 2021 - JokesBoy

So are you here again for some good laugh. 

This time JokesBoy come with some tasteless jokes, read them and laugh until you forget your test.

For your best laugh, we divide those jokes into best tasteless jokes, awesome tasteless jokes, truly tasteless jokes and funny tasteless jokes.

so. without wasting time let's laugh.


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Best tasteless jokes 2021


1. I have this horrible tofu joke I'm afraid to post...

It's really tasteless.


2. I was gonna make a joke about La Croix

But it would be tasteless


3. Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job?

All his jokes were a bit tasteless.


4. Did you hear about the guy that was half Polish and half Italian? 

He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.


5. You shouldn't joke about people without tongues.

They're pretty tasteless.


6. Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.


7. A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of vodka

Transparent, ice-cold, and utterly tasteless.


8. Did you hear about the guy who got his tongue cut out by the mafia?

Never mind. It's a tasteless joke.


9. It’s too soon for coronavirus jokes.

They’re tasteless. And smell-less.


10. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from your living room wall?

Art.

What if he also had no tongue?

Tasteless art.


11. I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas.

And then I realized, that would be tasteless.


12. What do Donald Trump and Goldfish have in common?

They're both tasteless orange crackers


13. I’m strongly against elephant poaching.

It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.


14. And the Lord said ‘take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you"

and Gordon Ramsay replied “bland, dry, and tasteless."


15. How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.


16. I made a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention...

...fortunately, it didn’t raise any eyebrows.


17. Call me a COVID case

because this joke is tasteless


18. "What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?"

"Toss in a load of laundry."


19. Just tasteless

A man gets the words "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his crank.

His wife tells him "Quit putting words in my mouth!"


20. Another tasteless joke about Alzheimer's?

Forget it.


21. Why did the semen cross the road?

I wore the wrong socks today.


22. What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...


23. Just got some bad news from the doctor on my last visit.

Doc: Hey, you've got to stop masturbating

Me: That's terrible Doc, Why??

Doc: Because you are in a doctors office.


Awesome Tasteless Jokes


1. What's the worst thing about vegetables?

Taking off the diaper


2. What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 10 years.


3. How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on 1 stool?

Turn it upside down.


4. What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger


5. How are children like cellphones?

If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead.


6. What's the difference between a little boy and bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.


7. What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13


8. What's a Jew's biggest dilemma?

Free ham


9. Why don't you see black people on cruise ships?

They're not falling for that again.


10. What did they call the Oompa Loompas at Auschwitz?

Concentrated orange Jews.


Truly Tasteless Jokes


1. What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven...


2. How do we know that Lincoln was Jewish?

Because he was shot in the temple.


3. What is the hardest part about rollerblading?

Telling your dad that you're gay.


4. What's the first thing a battered woman does when she gets home from the hospital?

Dishes, if she knows what's good for her.


5. What do you call a leper in a sleeping bag?

A burrito.


Funny Tasteless Jokes


1. Ok, so this one is a bit tasteless. So be forewarned.

Water.


2. Unpopular opinion: Fetus Deletus is a tasteless joke

Unlike abortions, which are packed with flavour. Merry Christmas.


3. Yo momma's so tasteless

She could be served on an aeroplane.


4. Helen Keller jokes, surprised those haven't lasted the test of time.


5. I told a joke about carbon monoxide poisoning to my family.

They said it was very tasteless.


6. Your dark humour is like clean drinking water

It’s tasteless.


7. I like making jokes about vegetarians...

but never about tofu, that's just tasteless.


8. I made a coronavirus joke while eating turkey.

It was tasteless.


9. I made a Coronavirus joke the other day

People said it was tasteless.


10. Tasteless V D humour

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a hard-on

You know what to do


Tasteless Jokes for Adults


1. When travelling through nature, it's always smart to bring a seasoned hiker with you.

It's a well-known fact that bears find unseasoned hikers bland and tasteless


2. I was going to tell you a tasteless chemistry joke

But all the good ones argon


3. I would tell you a Corona joke.

But it's tasteless.


4. What starts with "N," ends with "R," and is a word you never want to call a black person?

"Neighbor."


5. A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground. 

The priest turns to the rabbi and says, 

"Let's go screw those kids." 

The rabbi replies, "Outta what?"


6. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.


7. What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic.

Going in to ask for a wire hanger.


8. What's worse than raping Helen Keller?

Breaking her fingers so she can't tell anyone.


9. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Punch her. (truly tasteless jokes)


10. What's the difference between Santa and Jews?

Santa goes down the chimney.


11. I look forward to everyone's unemployment that posted these from a work device



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