100+ Best Math Puns for Intelligent Brains in 2021

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Math Puns

math puns

1. How do you stay warm in an empty room?

Go stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.


2. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the same side.


3. Why should the number 788 never be mentioned?

Because it's too gross.


4. What did one math book say to the other?

Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems”.


5. How do you get from point A to point B?

Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.


6. What’s a math teacher’s favourite kind of tree?

Geometry.


7. What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic formula.


8. Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?

It was three feet deep, on average.


9. What is the hardest shape to get out of? 

The trap-azoid.


10. Why was the obtuse triangle always upset?

Because it’s never right.


11. Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?

It was 3 feet deep, on average.


12. Why should you never mention the number 2885?

Because it’s “two” gross.


13. Why did the two fours skip lunch?

They already eight!


14. What do you call a mathematician who spent all summer at the beach?

A tan gent.


15. What’s the best way to serve pi?

A la mode. Anything else is mean.


Best Math Puns

Best Math Puns


16. Pi was fighting with an imaginary number. 

“Get real,” Pi said. “Be rational,” the Imaginary number said.


17. Why was the obtuse angle so depressed?

It was never right.


18. Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?

Its parents wouldn’t cosine.


19. Are monsters good at math? 

No, unless you Count Dracula.


20. Why do teenagers always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7?

Because they can’t even.


21. Why should you wear glasses during math class?

They say it improves division.


22. I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch.

He could binomial.


23. Old mathematicians never die.

They just disintegrate


24. When algebra teachers retire, 

how do they cope with the aftermath?


25. What did the mermaid wear to math class?

An algae-bra.


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Funny Math Puns

Funny Math Puns


1. Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3s and 5s?

Because they can’t even.


2. What did the spelling book say to the math book?

“I know I can count on you!”


3. I would tell you a joke about an infinite line…

But it doesn’t have an endpoint.


4. What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral


5. Did you hear the one about the statistician?

Probably.


6. What do parallel lines and vegetarians have in common?

They never meat.


7. How are a dollar and the moon similar? 

They both have four quarters!


8. My girlfriend is the square root of -100

She’s a perfect 10 but purely imaginary


9. Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?

The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°”.


10. There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…

But only a fraction would understand.


11. Why was algebra so easy for the Romans?

X was always 10!


12. Why was math class so long?

The teacher kept going off on a tangent.


13. Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?

It’s easy as pi!


14. Have you heard the latest stats joke?

Probably…


15. What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!


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Intelligent Math Puns


1. If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, 

how many eggs will you have after three weeks?

None. 

Roosters don’t lay eggs.


2. A farmer has 19 sheep on his land. One day, a big storm hits, and all but seven-run away. 

How many sheep does the farmer have left?.

Seven. 

All but seven ran away.


3. If a hen and a half lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, 

how many eggs will half a dozen hens lay in half a dozen days?

2 dozen.


4. A clerk at the butcher shop is six feet tall and wears size 10 shoes. 

What does he weigh?

Meat. 

He works at the butcher’s


5. Which weighs more than 16 ounces of soda or a pound of solid gold?

None of them weighs the same.


Math Puns for Kids


1. What did one math book say to the other? 

Stop bothering me… I've got my own problems!


2. What did zero say to eight? 

Hey, the nice belt!


3. Are monsters good at math? 

No… unless you Count Dracula!


4. Why did the two 4's skip lunch? 

They already 8!


5. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.



Math Puns and Jokes


1. What shape do you always have to be careful of? 

A trap-azoid!


2. What did one algebra book say to the other? 

“Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”


3. What did the bee say when it solved the problem? 

“Hive got it!”


4. What math problem do German students have trouble answering? 

Do you know what the square root of 81 is?


5. What did the student say about the equation she couldn’t solve? 

“This is derive-ing me crazy!”


6. What do you call a number that can’t sit still? 

A roamin’ numeral!


Math Riddles


1. How can you add eight 8's to get the number 1,000? (only use addition).

888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1,000.


2. If 9999 = 4, 8888 = 8, 1816 = 6, 1212 = 0, then 1919 =

4


Short Math Puns


1. Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? 

Because there’s no point.


2. How does a mathematician plough fields? 

With a pro-tractor.


3. I met a math teacher who had 12 children. 

She really knows how to multiply!


4. Parallel lines have so much in common

It’s a shame they’ll never meet.


5. What’s a math teacher’s favourite kind of tree? 

Geometry.


6. Which tables do you not have to learn? 

Dinner tables!


7. I had an argument with a 90° angle. 

It turns out it was right.


8. How do you solve any equation? 

Multiply both sides by zero.


9. What tool is best suited for math? 

Multi-pliers.


10. What’s a swimmer's favourite kind of math? 

Dive-ision!



One-liners Math Puns


1. A mathematician friend has a pet snake that’s 3.14m long. It’s a πthon

2. Bit nervous about my maths exam. Think my chances of passing it are 40-40.

3. Two cats on a slope, which one slides first? The one with the lowest mew.

4. My calculator stopped working mid-way through my exam. I can’t count on it any more.

5. It’s a waste of time talking to circles. There’s no point.

6. I’d tell you a joke about stats but you’d probably already know it.

7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s sad that they will never meet…

8. Never mention the number 288. It’s just too gross.

9. I saw my maths teacher holding some graph paper. I think he’s plotting something.

10. I left a plant in my school’s maths classroom, but it grew square roots.



Math Puns Love


1. Hey girl…

Can I call-cu-later?


2. How can I know 20 digits of Π…

And not know the 10 digits of your phone number?


3. I know you like adding numbers…

So could you please add yours to my contacts?


4. Are you the square root of -100?

Because you're a sold 10 but too good to be real!


5. My love for you is like √(-1)…

Complex, but not imaginary!


Algebra Puns 


1. Why did young Ewan McGregor refuse to do Algebra homework?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes


2. Why is getting broken up with like doing algebra?

You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.


3. I like linear algebra

It’s straight forward


4. What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common?

They both want you to tell the Y.


5. Redneck Algebra

First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.



Math Puns for Adults(Parents)


1. Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to say!


2. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?

Because it’s never right.


3. Why was the math book depressed?

It had a lot of problems.


4. Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?

Because she would have to convert.


5. Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.



Math Puns for Teachers


1. What's a math teacher's favourite sum? 

Summer!


2. Why did the student sit on the floor to do her multiplication problems? 

The teacher told her not to use tables!


3. What's a nocturnal bird's favourite type of math? 

Owl-gebra!


4. There are three types of people in the world.

Those who can count, and those who can't!


5. What do you call a number that can't keep still? 

A roamin' numeral!


6. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? 

Because it had more cents!


7. Why were the students worried when they saw the math teacher holding graph paper? 

They knew she was plotting something!


8. What did the calculator say to the student? 

You can always count on me.


9. What did the students call their algebra teacher after he spent all summer at the beach? 

A tangent.


10. Why did the math professor divide sin by tan? 

Just cos.


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