100+ Best Horse Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021

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For your better read, we divide puns into best horse puns 2021, funny horse puns, awesome horse puns, horse puns for kids, horse puns for adults, horse puns for Instagram, horse puns for valentine day, horse puns one liners, horse puns for Christmas and horse puns names. 

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Best Horse Puns 2021


1. Are you a horse?

Answer yay or neigh.


2. What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?

“Don’t forget to clear the stable!”


3. What did the horse say when it fell?

“I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”


4. Why should you never be rude to a jump jockey?

In case he takes offence.


5. Where do horses go when they’re sick?

The horsepital.


6. Which side of a horse has more hair?

The outside.


7. How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the ranch?

Pay him under the stable.


8. A horse walks into a bar…

The barman confuses idioms with jokes and offers him a glass of water, but can’t make him drink.


9. What’s a horse’s favourite TV show?

Neighbors.


10. Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!


11. What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?

One is reined up and the other rains down.


12. Why do horses fart when they buck?

Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas


13. Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?

Because it had bad stable manners.


14. What type of computer does a horse like to eat?

A Macintosh.


15. Where do horses shop?

Old Neigh-vy.


16. Why did the horse cross the road?

Because somebody shouted hay!


17. What type of horses only go out at night?

Night-mares.


18. What do horses eat?

Fast food.


19. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?

His horse’s name was Friday!


20. How long should a racehorse’s legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground.


21. Why are most horses in shape?

Because they are on a stable diet.


22. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse says, “You read my mind!”


23. Did you hear about the horse with a negative attitude?

She always said, “Neigh.”


24. What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.


25. What do you call a noisy horse?

A herd animal.


Funny Horse Puns


1. What do you give a sick horse?

Cough stirrup.


2. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?

It was too heavy to carry!


3. What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A neigh-bor.


4. I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 and it did!

Unfortunately, all the others came in at 12:30.


5. What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?

Use the Pony Express.


6. You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe beside you, and a lion right behind you. What do you do?

Get off the carousel!


7. What is a horse’s favourite state?

Neighbraska.


8. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of WHOA!


9. Where do horses get their hair done?

Maine.


10. What street do horses live on?

Mane St.


Awesome Horse Puns


1. What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?

Sherbet.


2. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in just his socks.


3. What did the momma say to the foal?

“It’s pasture your bedtime.


4. Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him?

The doctor described his condition as stable.


5. What did one racehorse say to the other horse?

“The pace is familiar, but I can’t remember the mane.”


6. How do you make a small fortune on horse racing?

Start with a large fortune.


7. What did the waiter say to the horse?

“I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.”


8. A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks: “Why the long face?”


9. When does a horse talk?

Whinny wants to.


10. How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?

With Southern Horspitality!


Horse Puns for Kids


1. Why did the man stand behind the horse?

He was hoping to get a kick out of it


2. Which side of the horse has the most hair?

The outside!


3. How long should a horse's legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground!


4. What diseases was the horse scared of getting?

Hay fever!


5. When does a horse talk?

Whinney wants to.


Horse Puns for Adults


1. Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.


2. I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs.


3. Chuck Norris doesn’t ride horses. 

Horses ride him.


4. What does a horse say when you don’t give them enough hey?

Ney.


5. What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All of them. Houses can’t jump!


Horse Puns for Instagram


1. There’s no better adventure than riding a horse.

2. On the beach, on vacation, or in your backyard.

3. They are such amazing animals.

4. Ride more worry less

5. Just a girl who loves horses

6. Hold your horses

7. Horse is my spirit animal

8. Wild hearts can’t be tamed!

9. Horses leave footprints on our hearts

10. Life goal: Ride all the horses

11. These girls run on coffee and horses

12. I’d rather be riding a horse

13. Just a girl who loves horses

14. Happiness is time spent with horses

15. Live. Laugh. Ride.

16. Horses keep me stable

17. Horses are my favourite people

18. Horses are also so beautiful.

19. It’s always fun to be spending time and riding horses.

20. It doesn’t matter where you are riding.


Horse Puns Names


1. Harry Trotter

2. Tater Trot

3. Horsen Around 

4. Hoofy Heart 

5. Bill Burr

6. Ricky Bobby

7. Russel

8. Chappelle

9. Eddie

10. Hooves 

11. Mr Miyagi

12. Alimony Pony

13. Seinfeld

14. Mr McWhinney

15. Gluteus Maximus

16. Gaits of Hell

17. Whatshesaid

18. Pony Soprano

19. Arnold Schwarze-neigh-ger

20. Neigh Sayer

21. Justine Thyme

22. Minnie Scule

23. Talk Derby to Me

24. What the Buck

25. Sofa Can Slow

26. Tater Trot

27. Liam Neighson

28. Weebiscuit

29. Hermoineigh

30. Al Capony 

31. D’Apples Are Sweet

32. Lady She

33. Lucy Fur 

34. Haddish

35. Reya Sunshine


Horse Puns one liners


1. What do you call a three-legged horse?  A Reliant Dobbin.


2. A friend has a horse that will only come out after dark.  It’s a nightmare.


3. A racehorse walks into a bar with its entourage.  The barman says “you can’t come in here with those trainers”.


4. A pony near here has a sore throat.  He’s a little hoarse.


5. I saw a horse in a wild west show that glowed in the dark once.  Think he was rodeo active.


Horse Puns and Jokes


1. What type of computer does a horse like to eat? 

A Macintosh


2. What do race horses eat? 

Fast Food.


3. Why did the horse cross the road? 

Because somebody shouted hay!


4. Are you a horse? 

Yay or neigh?


5. What do you call a horse that can't lose a race? 

Sherbet


Horse Puns for valentine's day


1. Please don't say neigh!

Stop horsing around and be my valentine!


2. Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I rolled in the mud, you're welcome 


3. Quite horsing around,

And be my Valentine.


Horse Puns for Chirstmas


1. All I want for Christmas is you!

Just kidding, I want a horse!


2. Be Naughty, Save Santa the trip!


3. Mary-y Christmas


Related: Read 100+ Best Christmas Puns in 2021



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