100+ Best Cow Puns to tell your friends and family (2021)

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We collect the best cow puns for you around the world.

Also, we divide those puns into best & funny cow puns, cow puns for Instagram, one linear cow puns & cow pun names.

So without wasting any time let's enjoy.

Cow Puns

cow puns

1. Why couldn’t the cow gain weight?

She was more of a grazer.


2. Why are cows always broke?

Someone’s always milking them dry.


3. What did the cow confess to his therapist?

“I feel seen but not herd.”


4. What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk?

This is utterly problematic!


5. Why did the cow start a fight with his buddy?

There was real beef between them!


6. What do you call the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before?

Deja-moo


7. Why was the farmer mad at his cow?

The excuse she gave was a bunch of bull.


8. Why is it so hard to hurt a cow’s feelings?

They’re skin’s as thick as leather.


9. Why did the farmer always show up on time for dinner?

If he didn’t, his wife would have a cow.


10 .How do you tuck in a cow?

Bull Sheets.


11. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


12. Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side!


13. What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull dozer.


14. I have a decent joke about a cow, but it’s pretty offensive, so I’ll probably need to take it down

Remooooooved.


15. What are cow knees called?

Burger joints.


Best Cow Puns 2021

best cow puns


16. Just saw a guy punch a cow in the face

How dairy.


17. How did the farmer find his lost cow? 

He tractor down.


18. What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?

An udder failure.


19. What do you call a funny cow?

A cowmedian.


20. Where do cows get all their medicine?

The farmacy.


21. What is the canine equivalent of veal?

Puppy chow.


22. Where do cows go on holiday?

Moo Zealand.


23. My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana.

The steaks have never been so high!


24. What do you call a feminine cow? 

A dairy queen.


25. What did the cow say to the cheese?

“I am your father.”


Related: 100+ Best Cheese Puns.



Funny Cow Puns

funny cow puns


1. Why don’t most cows lie?

They can smell bull.


2, How did the bull earn the farmer’s trust?

He said, “Seriously, have I ever steered you wrong?”


3. Why did the farmer stop telling cow puns?

Because he butchered every joke.


4. What did the cow say to her misbehaving calf?

I am not amoosed by you.


5. What happens when a calf gives her mom attitude?

She tans its hide.


6. Why was the cow so afraid of messing up?

Because the steaks were high.


7. Why couldn’t the cow learn?

Everything went in one ear and out the udder.


8. How does a cow avoid acting rashly?

She takes stock of the situation first.


9. What does the cow do when she’s got leverage?

Milks it for all it’s worth.


10. What do you call a cow on crystal meth?

Beef jerky.



Cow Puns one linear

cow puns one liners


1. These come as always with no guarantee of funniness or originality…


2. Two cows in a field. One says to the other “Moo”. The other says “I was going to say that”.


3. What goes “oom, oom”? A cow walking backwards.


4. Why do cows have hooves rather than feet? Because they lactose.


5. What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a moostache.


6. Who is the most famous cow comedian? Laugh-A-Bull.


7. Deja-Moo: That feeling that you have heard this bull before.


8. What has one horn and provides milk? A dairy lorry.


9. How do you know when it is time for cows to go to sleep? When it’s pasture bedtime


10. To err is human. To moo, bovine



Cow Pun Names


1. Bessie

2. Clarabelle

3. Betty sue

4. Bella

5. Molly

6. Gertie

7. Annie

8. Annabelle

9. Nettie

10. Ella



Cow Puns and Jokes


1. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.


2. What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.


3. Why do cows wear bells?

Because their bells don’t work.


4. What did the cow say to its therapist?

“I feel seen but not herd.”


5. How do you get a cow to keep quiet?

Press the moooote button.


6. What do cows eat for breakfast?

Moosli.


7. How do farmers count their cows?

They use a cowculator.


8. What happens when you talk to a cow?

It goes in one ear and out the udder!


9. What time is it when a cow sits on your hat?

Time to get a new hat!


10. Why do cows read magazines?

They love the cattle-logs


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Cow Puns for Birthday


1. A Birthday for cow

2. Happy Birthday to Moooooooooo!

3. Holy Cow, another birthday

4. Hope you like pies, happy birthday

5. Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.


Related: 100+ Best Birthday Puns


Romantic Cow Puns


1. Why did mother cow and father wear bells as they went to work? 

Because both their horns do not work.


2. What device did the old heifer use to count the amount of milk it has provided to the farmers? 

A Cow-culator. 


3. What did the cow tell the milk packet beside the road? 

"I am your mother." 


4. What do you call a cow that falls in a hole? 

Ho-ley-cow! 


5. What name is given to an animal kept for milk that has retired from working? 

A milked out. 



Cow Puns for Instagram


1. "Holy cow!"

2. "I love you very mooch"

3. I am not a moosed"

4. "Legend Dairy"

5. An udder day, an udder doller"

6. "Moody Cow."

7. "Take a walk on the wild side"

8. Tell me is the deja mooooo.


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