150+ Best Cheese Puns for cheese lovers (2021) - JokesBoy

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Cheese is one of the most popular food around the world and also cheese jokes and cheese puns.

This time JokesBoy come with some cheesy cheese puns for cheese lovers.

For your better read, we divide puns into best cheese puns 2021, funny cheese puns, cheese puns for kids, cheese puns for adults, cheese puns for Instagram, cheese puns one liners, clever cheese puns and cheese puns for birthday.

So without wasting any piece of cheese let's enjoy the puns.


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Best Cheese Puns 2021


1. What do they say when you leave the cheese store?

Have a gouda day!


2. Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?

In queso emergency.


3. What do you call a socialite made of cheese?

Paris Stilton.


4. What kind of cheese makes the best music?

Brieoncé.


5. Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?

The feta business bureau.


6. Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?

It was too gouda to be true.


7. What do you call referential cheese?

Feta.


8. Why do cheeses make bad musicians?

They’re always sharp.


9. How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?

Caerphilly.


10. Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?

It was only mild.


11. What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?

A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.


12. What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?

Brie mine.


13. Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?

The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.


14. What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?

You’re cheddar off without him!


15. Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan

You’re parmesan it (on it!)


16. Ricotta get going

Ricotta get through this


17. He’s my arch neme-swiss

What is your hypotheswiss?

You’re my soul swiss-ter


18. You are so grate..

Work can be grating

Make America Grate Again


19. Brie mije

Brie yourself

Do you brie-lieve in magic?

Have a brie-lliant birthday!

Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?

Let it brie

There’s de-brie everywhere

To brie or not to brie


20. What did the commedian say after after a bad set?

That crowd was laughtose intolerant.


21. What kind of cheese protects a castle?

Moat-zarella.


22. How do you get a mouse to smile?

Say cheese.


23. "Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I cheddar the world, and the feta cheese. Everybody's looking for stilton."


24. A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush

Curd Nerd

If looks curd kill

I’ll take your curd for it

Lay your curds on the table

Talk Curd-y to me


25. Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?

He had grater plans.


26. Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?

It got provolonely.


27. What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?

“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”


28. What drives cheese crazy?

That everyone around them is crackers.


29. "This is the cheesiest caption I could find."


30. "Hello, is it brie you're looking for?"


31. "Be grateful for every day."


32. How can you tell when a cheese is depressed?

They get kinda blue.


33. Who were the first cheese lovers ever?

Edam and Eve.


34. How did the cheese get such curly hair?

It got a permasan.


35. Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?

He was scared there was a munster under the bed.


36. What were the cheese’s wedding vows?

To havarti and to hold.


Funny Cheese Puns


1. What does a slice of cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?

He cantal.


2. Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?

He was tired of the daily rind.


3. "Y'all gon' make me lose my rind. Up in here. Up in here."


4. Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?

How dairy.


5. What is a cannibal’s favourite cheese?

Limb-burger.


6. What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?

The Stilton.


7. What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?

Livarot.


8. What cheese cries the most?

Babybel.


9. What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?

To brie or not to brie.


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10. What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?

“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”


Cheese Puns for Kids


1. What is the lion’s favourite cheese?

Roarquefort.


2. What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.


3. Why did the cheese get in trouble?

It was up to no gouda.


4. Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?

It’s a hole business strategy.


5. What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?

Make America great again.


Cheese Puns one liners


1. He’s a real munster


2. I camembert (can’t remember) the last time we saw each other


3. Try to remember, think caerphilly (carefully)


4. You are looking mozzare-hella good


5. In queso emergency


6. Sorry you’re feeling bleu


7. "This might sound cheesy, but I think you're really grate."


8. "I hope you're having a gouda day."


9. "I don't want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together."


10. "You make me melt."


11. "Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie."


12. "I'm mature for my age."


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13. "You're lookin' so gouda today."


14. "I would be so provolone without you."


15. "Hey, you're looking sharp."


16. "Just in queso you didn't know, you're the best."


17. "Cheesin' real hard."


18. "Having a mozzarhella good day."


19. "Hey, that's nacho cheese."


20. "We brie-long together."


21. "Cheesus Christ!"


22. "You raclette my world."


23. "You feta believe I love being your friend."


24. "Let's brie friends forever."


25. "That's what cheese said."


26. "Have a grate day."


27. "To brie, or not to brie."


28. "Hoping today is as nice as can brie."


29. "Have a hole lot of fun."


30. "It's oh-queso by me."


31"So grilled to see you."


32. "I wheely like you."


33. "In queso emergency, eat cheese."


34. "Have you accepted cheeses into your life?"


35. "I can feel it coming in gruyere tonight."


36. "Forever provolone."


37. "Would you brie mine?"


Clever Cheese Puns


1. How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?

They tell you they are pretty fondue you.


2. What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?

Halloumi.


3. What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?

Morbier.


4. What kind of cheese to beavers eat?

Edam.


5. Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?

In queso emergency.


6. What do you call cheese who attends art openings?

Cultured.


7. What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?

Ricotta get through this.


8. How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?

Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.


9. Cheese all that

Cheese Louise!

Cheese the day

Cheesy come, cheesy go

Cheesy on the eyes

Mind your own cheesewax

Praise Cheeses

Set you mind at cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

That’s what cheese said

You’re so cheesygoing


10. I said to my wife, I’m really fondue you

Absence makes the heart grow fondue


11. To havarti and to hold

What havarti you’ve done?


12. What do you call it when a cheese goes?

Fondue-due.


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13. What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?

“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”


14. What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?

“You gouda brie kidding!”



Cheese Puns for Birthday


1. Have a gouda birthday

Life is gouda

No thanks, I’m gouda

You’re up to no gouda


2. What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?

“I’m mature for my age.”


3. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?

“You make me melt.”


4. What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?

“I dis a brie.”


5. Anything you can do, I can do feta

I’m getting feta up with this

Nothing get feta than this

You think you’re feta than me?


6. Fifty Shades of Gruyere

This is a gruyere area


7. Don’t touch! They’re nachos.

This is nacho thing


8. The provolone ranger

You don’t have to be prov-alone


9. You’re cheddar off without him

Nothing get cheddar than this

Cheddar him than me


10. "Say cheese."


11. "I found the fontina of youth."


12. "I camembert it."


13. Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?

All that’s left is da brie.


14. What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?

Cheese sticks.


15. What is a cheese lover’s favourite musician?

Mozart-arella.


Cheese Puns for Adults


1. "Just dancing around, and listening to Taylor Swiss."


2. "Loving you is cheesy."


3. "Hugs and cheeses."


4. What is a cheese lover’s favourite rap artist?

Feta wap.


5.  What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?

You cheddar a few pounds.


6. Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?

It’s hole-y.


7. What is a pirate’s favourite cheese?

Ched-arrrrgh!


Cheese Puns for Instagram


1. "Stand by your manchego."


2. You had me at halloumi."


3. "Up to no gouda."


4. Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?

His wife gave him a restraining order.


5. What do you call a flying cheese?

A curd of prey.


6. What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?

Cheez-it.


7. What is a cheese lover’s favourite track and field event?

The curdles.


8. What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?

“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”


9. What is a cheese lover’s favourite type of music?

R n’ Brie.


10. Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?

His pick-up line was too cheesey.


Cheese Puns names


1. Brie-once


2. Brie Larson


3. Edam and Eve


4. Feta Hopper


5. Feta Wap


6. Gouda Kattan


7. Gruyere’s Anatomy


8. Jane Fondue


9. Justin Brie-ber


10. Kate Mozzarella


11. Kim Curdashian


12. Mozart-ella


13. Nacho Biden


14. Paris Stilton


15. Robert Kraft


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