The 100+ Best Cat Puns for cat lovers - JokesBoy

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Best Cat Puns 2021


1. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? 

He was keeping an eye on the mouse!


2. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?

A Furrrrrrari!


3. Stay positive!


4. You’ve got to kitten me.


5. What do cats wear at night? 

Paw-jamas.


6. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? 

A sourpuss!


7. Happy Purr–thday!


8. How would you describe puns?

Seriously clawful


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9. What did the cat say when her friend wouldn't believe her?

"Listen, I'm fur real!"


10. What word do millennial cats overuse?

"Litter-ally"


11. I’m just kitten around.


12. What was the cat's favorite class in school?

Mewsic!


13. I think we should get meow-rried someday.


14. That’s just claw-ful.


15. What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants?

Purrsuasive!


16. What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police?

purrpatrator!


17. You’re a fur-midable opponent.


18. I’m so fur-tunate.


19. Why was the cat nervous to debate?

He had a furmidable opponent!


20. How is your cat today?

She's feline fine!


21. That’s a paw-sibility.


22. What do you think of all of these talking cats?

It's pretty impawsible!


Clever Cat Puns


1. My cat is my best fur-end.


2. That’s hiss-terical.


3. He’ll go down in hiss-tory.


4. What do you call a cat and dog who love each other?

Best furends!


5. You’ve got to be kitten me.


6. What did the cat say before he went skydiving?

"It's meow or never!"


7. Paw-don me.


8. Do you think your cat would enjoy these cat puns?

Purrhaps!


9. My cat is radi-claw.


10. How did the lazy cat do on his college project? 

He did the bare mewnimum!


Cat Puns for Instagram


1. Dogs are in-furior to cats.


2. I’m feline sad.


3. You’ve got purr-sonality.


4. Look at that meowntain.


5. What was the cat's favorit subject in college?

Hisstory!


6. You look fur-miliar.


7. That’s paw-some.


8. What did the cat say when he heard a pun?

That was hissterical!


9. Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.


10. What did the adult cat say to the kitten?

"You're infurior to me."


11. I’ll love my cat fur-ever.


12. That was a cat–astrophe.


13. My cat is totally litter-ate.


14. Whisker me away.


15. What did that cat say when she didn't want to commit to a date?

"It's a pawsibility that I'll go."


Cat Puns one linear


1. I’m a glamourpuss.


2. You’re so purr-suasive.


3. My favorite color is purr-ple.


4. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?

A cat-has-trophy!


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5. Don’t be a sourpuss.


6. What did the cat say when he passed another cat?

"Pawden me, I've got to get by."


7. Like my paw-jamas?


8. Better call in claw-enforcement.


9. What did the cat say to the man on the street?

You look pawfully furmiliar!"


10. I’ll have a meow-tini.


Awesome Cat Puns


1. How are we doing with these cat puns?

So fur so good!


2. My cat is so purr-ty.


3. I love your purr-se.


4. My cat wants a Furr-ari.


5. There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left?

None, they were all a bunch of copycats!


6. I’ve got my thinking cat on.


7. Wait for a meow-ment.


8. I’m feline good.


9. Can I paw-lease have that?


10. Purr-haps we can cuddle later.


Funny Cat Puns


1. What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas? 

Santa Claws!


2. What's a tomcat's ultimate romantic goal? 

To find a nice girl cat and whisker away.


3. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties? 

The Great Catsby


4. I’ve got cattitude.


5. What do cats do after having an argument? 

Hiss and make up.


6. Take meowt for lunch.


7. Why don't cats mind when someone copies them? 

Because imitation is the sincerest form of cattery.


8. Why don’t cats like shopping online? 

They prefer a cat-alogues


9. Wanna hear a bad cat joke? 

Just kitten!


10. I love my cat the meowst.


11. What's a cat's favourite play? 

Romeow and Mew-liet.


12. What did the cat say when he went bankrupt? 

I feel so paw!


13. What is a well-read cat's favourite book? 

Of Mice and Men


14. I’ve done that be-fur.


Cat Puns for Adults


1. What did the cat do after her home was broken into? 

She called claw enforcement.


2. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short? 

A bob cat!


3. What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror? 

I am pawsitively gorgeous.


4. My cat is super cathletic.


5. What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer? 

Glamourpuss.


Cat Puns for Kids


1. Never, efur do that again.


2. What did the cat say when his friend asked if he was lying? 

I'm not kitten you


3. Is he catatonic?

No, just taking a cat nap.


4. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? 

She wanted to be a first-aid kit!


5. What did the gym coach say to the cat? 

Have you paid your annual fleas?


6. What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement? 

The purrpatrator.


7. What’s cat’s favorite color? 

Purrrrrrple!


8. What do you call a big pile of cats? 

A purramid


9. What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? 

An octo-puss.


10. What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe? 

Puss in boots.


Cat Puns Names

1. Kitty Purry
2. Cat Zeta-Jones
3. Grace Pawter
4. Ben Catleck
5. Drew Hairymore
6. William Shakespaw
7. Mewlius Caesar
8. Hairy Pawter 
9. Triwhiskers
10. Kat Fisto
11. Purrincess Leia
12. Nabmew
13. Chew-paw-cca
14. Paw Dameron
15. Lord Voldecat 
16. Tabbytha
17. Catalina
18. Clawdia
19. Alley
20. Meowgare
21. Rubeus Catgrid
22. Pansy Purrkinson
23. Genghis Kat
24. Marie Purrie
25. Catrick
26. Clawsome
27. Pawmer
28. Meowchael
29. Furnando
30. Furrdinand Marcos


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