100+ Best Bone Puns to tell your friends (2021)

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We just grab some best bone puns from all around the internet.

For your better read, we divide puns into best bone puns 2021, scary bone puns, funny bone puns, awesome bone puns, bone puns for kids, bone puns for adults, bone puns for Instagram, bone puns for Halloween, bone pun names, bone puns one liners, bone puns for dogs, bone marrow puns and bone puns and dogs. 

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Best Bone Puns 2021


1. What is a skeleton favourite instrument?

A trom-bone


2. Where do you learn about bones?

Osteoclasts.


3. What did a Skeleton say when he’s alone?

I’m so Bonely…


4. What do you call an atheist bone? 

A blasfemur.


5. What did the skeleton say before dinner? 

BONE Appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.


6. What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?

An osteoblast.


7. What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? 

Dark humour.


8. What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken


9. How did the skeleton win the girl? 

He was humerus


10. How did I know where you would go next? 

Oh, I felt it in my bones!


Scary Bone Puns


1. Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?

He wants tibia honest.


2. Why did the skeleton start a fight?

He had a bone to pick.


3. What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?

The hip.


4. Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, 

they have 206 of them.


5. Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself… 

down to the bone!


Funny Bone Puns 


1. What is a skeleton’s favourite plant?

A bone-zai tree.


2. Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?

He was bone tired.


3. What do you call a skeleton who lies?

A phoney-ba-boney.


4. Why are skeletons, such bad liars?

Everyone can see right through them.


5. Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?

He marrowly escaped.


6. What do you say when you go to dinner with a bunch of histopathologists?

Bone Appetit!


7. What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?

Spare ribs.


8. Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?

It goes right through them.


9. Why was the skeleton so lonely?

He had no body.


10. Why are bones so calm?

Nothing gets under their skin.


Awesome Bone Puns


1. Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?

A rib cage.


2. Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?

It’s a skeleton crew.


3. How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?

By the bony express


4. Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?

They don’t have a leg to stand on.


5. What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?

Spine on the dotted line.


6. How do two skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.


7. How do you know if a spine finds you funny?

It starts cracking up.


8. Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?

He didn’t have the stomach for it.


9. What do you call a funny bone?

A humerus.


10. Why was the skeleton stupid?

He was a numskull.


Bone Puns for Kids


1. What do you call a skeleton with no friends? 

Bonely.


2. What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? 

You're dead to me.


3. Why can't skeletons play church music? 

Because they have no organs.


4. What do skeletons hate the most about the wind? 

Nothing. It goes right through them.


5. Why didn't the skeleton play football? 

His heart wasn't in it.


Bone Puns for Adults


1. Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? 

Because he didn't have a funny bone.


2. Why didn't the skeleton rob the bank? 

Because he didn't have the guts.


3. What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? 

A numb-skull.


4. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? 

Spare ribs.


5. What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn't do any work? 

Lazy bones.


Bone Puns for Instagram


1. Let’s bone.

2. Keep calm and cartilage on.

3. No bones about it!

4. I don’t need no body!

5. Hip hip hoorray!

6. Bad to the bone!

7. Label me like one of your French girls.

8. The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks.

9. Dressed up as my ex waiting for someone better than me.

10. Please, no dogs while I‘m around.


Bone Puns for Halloween


1. Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy

when they use their funny bone.


2. The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm because, 

he just didn’t have any guts.


3. The skeleton knew what would happen next,

he could just feel it in his bones.


4. The skeleton brought his appetite to the picni

and also some spare ribs.


5. The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.


Bone Puns for Dogs


1. What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist


2. What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?

A barkeologist


3. I took my dog's bone away from him...

He was fur-rious


4. Dogs can't see your bones.

But catscan.


5. What bone won't a dog eat?

A trom-bone.


Bone Puns one liners


1. What do you call an atheist bone? – A blasfemur.

2. why didn’t the skeliton cross the road? a.he didn’t have the guts to do it

3. Why did the skeleton want a friend cus he was feeling bonely

4. what do you call my dick , A. a monster

5. If you have a broken bone do you have broken skin?

6. What do you call the most famous skeleton detective Sherlock bones!!!

7. Why is Seans fashion so poor, he’s retarded!

8. You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs

9. You’ve got a body inside you - It’s called your bones.

10. What’s a skeleton’s favourite meme? Ken Bone


Bone Puns Names


1. Captain Jack Marrow

2. Arnold Skull-zenegger

3. Pelvis Presley

4. Marrow Poppins

5. Marrow Robbie

6. Pelvis Costello

7. Leonardo DiClavicle

8. Boney Depp

9. Eye-la Fischer

10. Rosar-marrow Dawson

11. Brad Pitt-ella

12. Talus Swift

13. Marie Ant-bone-ette

14. Jon Bone Jovi

15. Reese Withersoon

16. Sigourney Reaper

17. Grace Skully

18. Cinder-patella

19. Jessica Bones

20. Clavicle-lista Flockhart

21. Clavicle-bie Smulders

22. Queen La-Tibia

23. Hermione Danger

24. Kate Beckin-skull

25. Bridget Bones

26. Helena Bone-ham Carter

27. Nicole Killman

28. Rib-a McIntyre

29. Bone Rivers

30. Bone of Arc


Bone Marrow Puns


1. What is a skeleton's weapon of choice?

A bone and marrow.


2. The life of a bone marrow baby is like a Hollywood movie.

Over in 2 hours


3. I heard that there was a French military leader who used to extract bone marrow.

His name was Napoleon Bone apart


4. Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?

Because it has a marrow waistline.


5. Why does the skeleton go to church?

It keeps him on the straight and marrow.


Bone Puns and Jokes


1. At night before I got in bed with my girl I had 206 bones but, 

I developed a 207th bone


2. Who is the most famous skeleton? 

Sherlock's bones


3. How do skeletons make love? 

The bone each other!


4. Why did the bone go on a blind date? 

He was bonley.


5. What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn’t do any work? 

lazy bones



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