100+ Best Bird Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021

Looking for awesome bird puns that will quack you up?

We gather some of the best bird puns all around the internet.

For your better read, we divide puns into best bird puns, awesome bird puns, funny bird puns, bird puns one linear, bird puns names, bird puns for Instagram, bird puns for valentine's day and bird puns for Christmas.

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Best Bird Puns


1. If you need more money, 

invest in the stork market


2. Why do turkeys make bad baseball players?

They only hit foul balls.


3. Which bird is always out of breath?

A puffin


4. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger


5. Why do humming birds hum?

They don’t know the words.


6. What language do geese speak?

Portugeese


7. What do you call a turkey that’s bad at bowling?

A gutter ball turkey


8. How do blackbirds stay together in a flock?

Velcrow


9. What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?

A perky turkey


10. Where does bird royalty live?

Duckingham Palace


11. What do you get when you cross a bird with a lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.


12. My bird can predict the future.

He’s an omen pigeon


13. What do you get when you teach a turkey witty comebacks?

A turkey who roasts you.


14. What soap do birds use?

Dove.


15. Where do birds invest their money?

The stork market


16. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the fancy restaurant?

He had a massive bill and no money to pay.


17. What do you call a funny duck?

A real wise-quacker


18. What do you call a young bird after he publishes his first book?

A fledgling author


19. What’s a parrot’s favourite game?

Hide and speak


20. How does a bird with a broken wing land safely?

It uses a sparrowchute.


21. Have you heard of the GPS device they made for bird watchers?

It has tern by tern directions.


22. What do you call a sarcastic turkey?

A smirky turkey.


23. A bird stole my snack. You know what I said?

Toucan play at that game.


24. What did the turkey say when he forgot to study for his test?

I’ll just wing it.


25. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they’d be called bay-gulls.


26. Did you hear the owls having a party last night?

Sounded like a real hoot.


27. What does the turkey say when he’s using the computer?

Google google!


28. I published a book about birds.

It flew off the shelf.


29. What side of a turkey has the most features?

The outside.


30. Why did the owl join Tindr?

He didn’t want to be owl by himself.



Awesome Bird Puns


1. I’ve been put through the wing-er

2. Owl you need is love

3. A bird’s best subject? Owlgebra

4. You pelican, not pelican’t

5. Want a drink, head to the crow bar

6. You are owlsome

7. I’m hooting for ya!

8. Wing around the rosie

9. A-parrot-ly, it’s your birthday!

10. If you’re going skydiving, you’ll need a sparrowchute

11. Like feather, like son

12. You can learn to do this too, feather down the road

13. Caw me on my cell phone

14. He beaked in high school

15. Here’s another bird pun for you beak-ause you’re awesome!


Funny Bird Puns


1. I got you this birthday caw-d

2. This present caw-st a fortune

3. Let’s flamingle

4. Hoo cares?

5. Owl by myself

6. Crow away and leave me alone

7. Crowing, crowing, gone!

8. Owl always love you!

9. If you like it then you need to put a wing on it

10. You are so emu-sing

11. I’m feeling emu-tional

12. What the flock?

13. Flock off

14. Beak-a-boo!

15. Have a flamingood birthday!


Related: Read 100+ Funny Birthday Puns.



Bird Puns for Kids


1. Hi Tweetie Pie

2. You’re so tweet

3. Hello, Nice to tweet you

4. You are so emu-sing

5. What the flock?

6. Flock off

7. Beak-a-boo!

8. I’m feeling emu-tional

9. Season’s Tweetings

10. Happy birthday, mother puffer!



Bird Puns one linear


1. So eggs-sighting!

2. Winner winner, chicken dinner!

3. I'M gonna Cremu!

4. Feeling under the feather

5. Don't you know that's ill eggle


Bird Puns Names


1. Wolfgang Duck

2. Toucandace Bergen

3. Swanold Reagan

4. Rachel Preen

5. Quack Morris

6. Napoleon Bonapartridge

7. Lark Wahlberg

8. Kanye Nest

9. Jimmy Talon

10. Heather Flocklear

11. Hen Kingsley

12. Joel McQuail

13. Katey Seagull

14. Laura Tern

15. Nathan Bluejaydrian

16. Quill Murray

17. Reese Witherspoonbill

18. Sylvia Plathypus

19. Tweet Williams

20. Wrenee Zellweger



Bird Puns for Instagram


1. Hear how the birds, on every blooming spray, 

with joyous music wake the dawning day.


2. A bird is three things: feathers, flight and song, 

And feathers are the least of these.


3. A bird doesn‘t sing because he has an answer. 

He sings because it has a song.


4. Some birds are not meant to be caged, that‘s all.


5. In order to see birds, it is necessary to become a part of the silence.



Bird Puns for Valentine's Day


1. I'd be raven mad if I didn't ask you to be my valentine.


2. I'll Sparrow no expense for you. Valentine!


3. I'll never egret asking you to be my valentine!


4. Love at first flight.


5. It takes toucan to tango, Valentine!


6. I'm so ducky to be your Valentine!


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7. I will owlways love you.


8. Wake me up, before you dodo


9. Will you be my tweetheart?


10. I'm not a creeper, but I secretly admire you, Valentine!


Bird Puns for Christmas


1. Season's tweetings

2. Merry Chonkmas

3. Christmas puns sleigh me

4. Wishing you a very merry Trashmas

5. Wanna Hang?


Related: 100+ Best Christmas Puns


Bird Puns and Jokes


1. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pigeon?

Voice mail


2. What do you get when you cross a flamingo with a Beatle?

Flamingo Starr


3. What do turkey’s use to drink from?

Gobble-lets


4. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?

A bird that bites your ear off.


5. What’s the opposite of a flamingo?

A flamin-stop


6. What do retired birds do for fun on the weekends?

They play flabingo


7. What is a crow’s least favourite show?

That’s So Raven


8. What did the canary say when his cage broke?

Cheep cheep cheep


9. My homing pigeon died.

I’m worried it will come back to haunt me.


10. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.


Bird Puns for Adults


1. What’s a bird’s favourite game?

Beak-a-boo!


2. What do you call a bird with a black belt?

Steven Seagull


3. What’s smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee


4. What do flamingos do at parties?

They flamingle.


5. What kind of bird doesn’t need a home?

A bald eagle.


6. Where do crows go to get drunk?

A crow bar


7. What’s a bird’s favourite addition to his salad?

Crowtons


8. What do you call a criminal raven?

A caw-nvict


9. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie-talkie


10. What is a turkey’s favourite type of tree?

A poul-tree


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