100+ Best Bear Puns - That are Hilarious and Funny 2021.

 Welcome back puns lovers, are you ready for our new collection of Bear Puns.

This time JokesBoy comes with some hilarious and Best Bear puns around the world.

For you better read, we divide puns into best bear puns 2021, hilarious bear puns, funny and cute bear puns, bear puns for kids, bear puns for Instagram, bear puns one liners, bear pun names,  bear puns and jokes.

so without wasting any time let's begin with bear puns. Enjoy!


Bear Puns


Best Bear Puns 2021


1. What did the bear say after looking at his GPS?

"Give me a second to get my bearings!"


2. How do bears catch fish?

They use their bare hands!


3. What's a bear's favorite thing to draw?

A self pawtrait!


4. What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?

"Did I raise you to be a Bar-bear-ian?!"


5. What is a bear's favorite soda?

Coca-Koala!


6. What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up?

Peter Panda!


7. What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear!


8. Which horror movie is too scary for a bear to watch?

The Bear Witch Project!


9. What's a bear's favorite after-school activity?

Cub Scouts!


10. What's a bear's favorite dessert?

Blue beary pie!


11. Why did the bear go to the flea market?

He was on the search for the best beargain!


12. What is a bear's favorite kind of chocolate?

Cadbeary Eggs!


13. You don't think these bear puns are funny?

Bear with me, they get beary funny soon!


14. What would bears be without bees?

Ears!


15. What did the bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news!"


16. Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every need!


17. What's a park ranger's favorite element?

Bearium!


18. What did the bear say when his friends asked to hang out?

"Not today, I need to spend some koalaty time with my family!"


19. Who's a bear's favorite poet?

William Shakesbeare!


20. Why did the bear need to take a break?

He just likes to paws and reflect sometimes!


21. Why was the bear a good fit for the job?

He had all the right koalifications!


22. Why did the panda get fired from his job?

Because he only did the bear minimum!


23. What's a bears favorite shoe?

They prefer to go bear foot!


24. How do bears prefer to travel?

On a bear-o-plane!


25. What did the bear say when he fell down the stairs?

"Oh, how embearassing!"

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Funny & Cute Bear Puns


1. Which bear talks down to folks the most? 

A pan-duh!


2. What is a koala’s favorite way to get fit? 

Bearobics.


3. What do you call a dentist who is also a bear? 

A molar bear.


4. I’ll come up with another pun soon please bear with me.


5.Do you think a koala counts as a real bear? 

I doubt they meet all the koalafications.


6. Why are polar bears scared to get married? 

Because they tend to get cold feet.


7. What fantasy world do bears dream of? 

A land with no bear-iers.


8. What is a term for a bear that jumps but never lands? 

Peter Panda.


9. What species of bear dislikes arguing? 

Agree-zzly bear!


10. How does a bear go fishing without a pole? 

Bear handed.


11. Why do koalas get fired from their jobs often? 

Because they only do the bear minimum.


12. What soft drink do bears love? 

Coca-koala.


13. A Bear attacked someone in the food court today! 

Seems the shopping maul isn’t safe.


14. What do you call a chilly bear? 

A brrrrrrr.


15. What is a polar bear’s favorite mexican dish? 

Brrrrrittos.


16. What is a bear’s favorite baked goods? 

Blue beary pies.


17. What do you get when you take out a bear’s teeth? 

A gummy bear!


18. How do you say sorry to a koala? 

Bear your heart and soul to them.


19. What do you call a chaotic gathering of black and white bears? 

Pandamonium


20. How does a bear take long trips? 

On a bear-o-plane.


21. Who’s music do polar bears appreciate? 

Seal.


22. Why does a bear have a thick coat? 

Fur protection.


Hilarious Bear Puns


1. What do you call a bear foretelling doom? 

The bearer of bad news.


2. Why do pandas enjoy old movies? 

Because they are also in black and white.


3. What is a polar bear’s favourite vegetables? 

Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.


4. Why didn’t the teddy bear want to eat any more? 

He was already stuffed.


5. Do you think bears ever wear shoes? 

No they prefer bear feet..


6. What kind of Bears dissolve in water? 

Polar bears.


7. I thought i might make a joke about koalas but 

it’d be unbearable.


9. What is a polar bear’s breakfast food? 

Ice Crispies.


10. Know a good term for bear related dreams? 

I call them bite-mares.


11. Why did the bear quit his second job? 

Because he needed to spend koalaty time with his kids.


12. Where do polar bears manage their finances? 

In a snow bank.


13. What do you call a bear who gets rained on? 

Drizzly Bear.


14. How would a bear take a break during a movie? 

He’d hit the paws button.


15. What would you call bears without bees? 

Ears.

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Bear Puns one liners


1. What’s cold, white and smells minty? A polo bear.


2. I fought off a bear in my pyjamas once. No idea how he got into them.


3. Why do bears have fur coats? Because they’d look silly in fluffy jumpers.


4. Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.


5. What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses? A yoga bear.


6. What’s the best way to catch a spy bear? In a honey trap.


7. Why don’t bears like fast food? It’s hard to catch.


8. Every time someone says “bear in mind”, I think of Paddington.


9. What do you call Paddington without an umbrella? A drizzly bear.


10. What’s the best cheese to encourage a grizzly? Camembert…


Bear Puns for Kids


1. What is a koala bear’s favorite drink ?

Koka-Koala !


2. What kind of umbrella does a Teddy bear carry when it’s raining?

A wet one!


3. What did the Teddy bear say when he was offered a second helping?

“No thanks; I’m already stuffed!”


4. What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you?

3 after 1


5. Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!


Bear Puns for Instagram


1. “Hug like a teddy and spread love in this world. Happy Teddy Bear Day.”


2. “You can never sleep alone when you have a teddy bear to give you company.”


3. “Teddy bears are cute and so much full of love. Warm wishes on Teddy Bear Day.”


4. “Their soft touch, their tender furs and their warmth makes them special. Happy Teddy Bear Day.”


5. “You are never too old to have a teddy bear in your house. Wishing a very Happy Teddy Bear Day.”


6. “Love for teddy bear is love for simplicity. Let us hug our teddies on Teddy Bear Day.”


7. “The occasion of Teddy Bear Day reminds us all the we miss hugging the teddies we love.”


8. “Growing up with teddies has been a beautiful thing that happened to most of us.”


9. “I wish I never outgrow the love I have for teddies. Happy Teddy Bear Day.”


10. “With my teddy bear around, I always feel loved, cared and protected. Happy Teddy Bear Day.”


Bear Puns name


1. Bearley Honey

2. hambearger

3. cheesebearger

4. santa

5. andy panda

6. big ben

7. beary hungry

8. Bearly Whiskers

9. jasper

10. arthur

11. Bearly Windy

12. canardli bearit

13. Fuzzywuzzy

14. Carebear

15. Bearlinwall

16. Beardy

17. Abominable

18. Polar

19. Iced

20. Bearfoot

21. Hybearnation

22. grinand bearit

23. itall

24. lee legal

25. foot ted

26. Winnie

27. smokey

28. bear Grylls

29. ted e. bear

30. Paddington


Bear Puns and Jokes


1. What happens if Teddy gets torn?

He runs and runs until he gets a stitch.


2. What do Teddy bears do when it rains?

They get wet.


3. Why do Teddy bear cookies wear long trousers?

Because they’ve got crummy legs.


4. What do you do with a green Teddy bear?

Wait until he’s ripe!


5. Why is the letter “D” like a bear’s belly button?

Because they are both in the middle of Teddy.


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