JokesBoy

Many people are travelling on a plane……..Over the Atlantic the plane loses power……The captain announces “We’re losing altitide so we are going to have to throw out the luggage”. The passengers agree and all the luggage is thrown out. After a few minutes they lose a second engine, the captain announces “We have just lost another engine…we have to throw out the cabin baggage”. So the cabin baggage is also thrown out. Just five minutes later a third engine blows out. The captain announces “We are close to land people, but we have to throw out some passengers too”. There is an uproar in the cabin. Undaunted the captain continues “Passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. A- any asians on board??… no? B – any blacks on board??….no…….” Suddenly a little black boy asks his father “Dad, what are we??” His dad replies “Tonight son, we are Zulus……………..”

The “F” is so cloose to next character “I” that it makes A, otherwise it should read Final

A blind man is travelling to Texas. He feels the seats of the train and says to the man next to him he says “These seats sure are big” to which the man replies “Everything is bigger in texas”. He then checks into is hotel and goes to the bar. He feels the beer glass and says to the bartender “The glasses sure are big” to which the bartender says “Everything is bigger in Texas”. The blind man the asks to go to the lavatory.The bartender gave him directions. On the way he takes a wrong turn, slips and falls into the swimming pool. Scared to death he shouts “Dont flush!!!! Dont flush!!!!”………………..

Today is the Birthday of JokesBoy, this boy is now one year old. One year passed like one day, it feels like I started this blog just few days back. Keep reading jokesboy as we add more funny jokes, videos and pictures daily. Have Fun!

Three engineers were travelling by a car, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car stopped forcing them to pull off to the side of the road. They wondered what had gone wrong with the car engine.

The electrical engineer suggested stripping down the electronics of the car to try and trace where the fault might have occured.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggested that perhaps the fuel had emulsified and was getting blocked somewhere.

The microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, came up with suggestion, “Why don’t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open all the windows, and see if it works?”

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.

She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny Pat?”

“Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters.”

“Get out of my classroom,” she yells, “I don’t want to see you for three days.”

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student.

She quickly turns and asks, “What’s so funny Billy?”

“Well miss, I just saw both of your garters.”

Again she yells, “Get out of my classroom!” This time the punishment is more severe, “I don’t want to see you for three weeks.”

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

“Where do you think you are going?” she asks.

“Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over.”