Visiting the psychiatric ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a patient.
“Well,” the director said, “we fill a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the tub.”
“I get it,” the visitor said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s the biggest.”
“No,” the director said. “A normal person would pull that rubber plug.”
An American rancher is meeting an Australian farmer. The farmer shows off his fields. “I’ve got fields twice this size”, says the American. The Aussie then shows off his herd of cows. “Oh, we have cows twice this size back home”, says the American.
A little while later the American spots two kangaroos hopping across the field. The American asks, “What are those?” Says the Aussie, “Haven’t you got grasshoppers in America”?
Many people are travelling on a plane……..Over the Atlantic the plane loses power……The captain announces “We’re losing altitide so we are going to have to throw out the luggage”. The passengers agree and all the luggage is thrown out. After a few minutes they lose a second engine, the captain announces “We have just lost another engine…we have to throw out the cabin baggage”. So the cabin baggage is also thrown out. Just five minutes later a third engine blows out. The captain announces “We are close to land people, but we have to throw out some passengers too”. There is an uproar in the cabin. Undaunted the captain continues “Passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. A- any asians on board??… no? B - any blacks on board??….no…….” Suddenly a little black boy asks his father “Dad, what are we??” His dad replies “Tonight son, we are Zulus……………..”
The “F” is so cloose to next character “I” that it makes A, otherwise it should read Final
A blind man is travelling to Texas. He feels the seats of the train and says to the man next to him he says “These seats sure are big” to which the man replies “Everything is bigger in texas”. He then checks into is hotel and goes to the bar. He feels the beer glass and says to the bartender “The glasses sure are big” to which the bartender says “Everything is bigger in Texas”. The blind man the asks to go to the lavatory.The bartender gave him directions. On the way he takes a wrong turn, slips and falls into the swimming pool. Scared to death he shouts “Dont flush!!!! Dont flush!!!!”………………..
Today is the Birthday of JokesBoy, this boy is now one year old. One year passed like one day, it feels like I started this blog just few days back. Keep reading jokesboy as we add more funny jokes, videos and pictures daily. Have Fun!
