17
Feb
Dear girls
Posted By admin in One Liners, Short JokesSome nice Dear girls from dearblankpleaseblank.com:
Dear girls,
Please realize that clothing printed with the word “sexy” does not increase your sexiness in any way whatsoever.
Sincerely, you’re a walking oxymoron.
Dear daughter,
Nice dress. Where’s the other half?
Sincerely, Dad.
Dear middle school girl who thinks she’s a Victoria’s Secret model,
Mind if I borrow a tissue?
Sincerely, it’s falling out of your bra.
Dear hot girls,
Please become sex offenders and move to my neighborhood.
Sincerely, a boy.
Dear girlfriend,
Please don’t make your status about us having sex and then tag me in it.
Sincerely, my mom just commented.
