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		<title>Clever Neighbour</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson&#8217;s house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something. &#8220;He won&#8217;t get away with it this time,&#8221; muttered Robinson to his wife. &#8220;Watch this.&#8221; &#8220;Er, I wonder if you&#8217;ll be using your power saw this morning,&#8221; the neighbor began. &#8220;Gee, I&#8217;m awfully sorry,&#8221; said Robinson with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australia Q&amp;A</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These Questions were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) > Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Car Needed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young man comes home and says &#8220;Dad, just got my driver&#8217;s license and would like to use the family car.&#8221; Father replies, :&#8221;O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Normal or Abnormal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visiting the psychiatric ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a patient. “Well,” the director said, “we fill a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the tub.” “I get it,” the visitor said. “A normal person would use the bucket because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bigger</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American rancher is meeting an Australian farmer. The farmer shows off his fields. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got fields twice this size&#8221;, says the American. The Aussie then shows off his herd of cows. &#8220;Oh, we have cows twice this size back home&#8221;, says the American. A little while later the American spots two kangaroos hopping across [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last Words</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 05:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, &#8220;When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, &#8220;I would like to hear them say that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Insults Had Class</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 04:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” – Clarence Darrow “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” – Ernest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sin or mistake?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 13:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, &#8220;Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.&#8221; &#8220;What is it, child?&#8221; The girl said, &#8220;Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.&#8221; The priest turned, took a good look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Contact Lens</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 12:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. &#8220;How did you manage to find it, Mom?&#8221; the teenager asked. &#8220;We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prediction</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check [...]]]></description>
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