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		<title>Making a Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is not one dirty word in it, and yet it is funny!&#8211; The Patel&#8217;s in the US, Hari and Sarla, aka Harry and Sally, were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Harrybhai kissed Sallyben goodbye and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Bad and Worse</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 15:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills Worse: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Worse: You`re in them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He`s a cross dresser Worse: He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arab student sends email to Dad</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arab student sends an e-mail to his Dad saying: Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train. Your Son Nasser &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Sometime later Nasser gets reply to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australia Q&amp;A</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These Questions were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) > Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Loving Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 10:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: &#8220;Hello&#8221;? WOMAN: &#8220;Darling, it&#8217;s me. Are you at the club?&#8221; MAN: &#8220;Yes&#8221; WOMAN: &#8220;I am at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bigger in Texas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blind man is travelling to Texas. He feels the seats of the train and says to the man next to him he says &#8220;These seats sure are big&#8221; to which the man replies &#8220;Everything is bigger in texas&#8221;. He then checks into is hotel and goes to the bar. He feels the beer glass [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Screwed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself &#8220;Oh God, I&#8217;m screwed!!!!!.&#8221; There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: &#8220;No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Street Gang</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 06:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, &#8220;God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?&#8221;. God replied, &#8220;Just do what you normally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Psychic Hotline</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, &#8220;You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.&#8221; The frog says, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rough Flight</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: &#8220;Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water&#8221;. &#8220;Oh stewardess! Are there any [...]]]></description>
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