JokesBoy

Many people are travelling on a plane……..Over the Atlantic the plane loses power……The captain announces “We’re losing altitide so we are going to have to throw out the luggage”. The passengers agree and all the luggage is thrown out. After a few minutes they lose a second engine, the captain announces “We have just lost another engine…we have to throw out the cabin baggage”. So the cabin baggage is also thrown out. Just five minutes later a third engine blows out. The captain announces “We are close to land people, but we have to throw out some passengers too”. There is an uproar in the cabin. Undaunted the captain continues “Passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. A- any asians on board??… no? B – any blacks on board??….no…….” Suddenly a little black boy asks his father “Dad, what are we??” His dad replies “Tonight son, we are Zulus……………..”

Mom: Lets review your math son.
Son: Sure mom.
Mom: If I give you an apple and Daddy gives you another one, what’s the answer?
Son: Thank you very much!

On class photo day, after The children had all been photographed, the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’” A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, “Mommy, you are getting fat!” I replied, “Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.” “I know,” she replied, but what’s growing in your butt?”