Similarity between Cars and Women
Posted By admin in Original jokeBoy JokesWhat is the similarity between cars and women?
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To look good, they both need to be Waxed!
Dear girls
Posted By admin in One Liners, Short JokesSome nice Dear girls from dearblankpleaseblank.com:
Dear girls,
Please realize that clothing printed with the word “sexy” does not increase your sexiness in any way whatsoever.
Sincerely, you’re a walking oxymoron.
Dear daughter,
Nice dress. Where’s the other half?
Sincerely, Dad.
Dear middle school girl who thinks she’s a Victoria’s Secret model,
Mind if I borrow a tissue?
Sincerely, it’s falling out of your bra.
Dear hot girls,
Please become sex offenders and move to my neighborhood.
Sincerely, a boy.
Dear girlfriend,
Please don’t make your status about us having sex and then tag me in it.
Sincerely, my mom just commented.
Change for a Dollar
Posted By admin in At Work, Short JokesOfficer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? ”
Soldier: “Sure, buddy.”
Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Let’s try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”
Soldier: “No, sir!”
Why God created Men
Posted By admin in Men and WomenWhy did God create MEN???
Because neither Fingers, Candles, Bananas, Carrots, nor Cucumbers can pay for SHOPPING!




